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Who should be the next president?

Started by RCMerchant, July 04, 2015, 07:17:30 AM

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Rev. Powell

Do you need a campaign manager, Indy?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Trevor

I hereby announce that I am Indy's walking mate. Not running mate as I had enough of that in high school.

Also, when I am Veep, free undies for everyone. Mine.  :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

lester1/2jr

unlike apparently some people I'm not very impressed when a candidate is magnanimous in victory. They're euphoric, the whole world looks beautiful including their opponent who they spent months hating. of course they are going to show basic respect (that they didn't in the campaign) in that moment

Skull

Quote from: lester1/2jr on May 06, 2016, 09:50:31 AM
unlike apparently some people I'm not very impressed when a candidate is magnanimous in victory. They're euphoric, the whole world looks beautiful including their opponent who they spent months hating. of course they are going to show basic respect (that they didn't in the campaign) in that moment

I think it's awesome that Rick Perry endorses Trump :)


I wonder if the anti-Trump supporters would like Trump if he nominates Ted Cruz to the supreme court... [There has been talk about this for almost 2 months.]



Allhallowsday

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Rev. Powell

What's your platform, Indy? And are you prepared to answer questions about your running mate's birth certificate?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

bob

Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 06, 2016, 03:25:31 PM
What's your platform, Indy? And are you prepared to answer questions about your running mate's birth certificate?

I'm more concerned with his smelly undies.
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indianasmith

My basic platform has four planks:

1. Common sense.
2. Moral decency.
3.  A mandatory 24 hour verification period before posting hot rumors on social media.
4.  Replacing "Hail to the Chief" with Journey's "Don't Stop Believing!" as the Presidential anthem.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Skull

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Quote from: indianasmith on May 06, 2016, 06:16:21 PM
My basic platform has four planks:

1. Common sense.

And you hate Trump...  Trump's campaign is based on common sense. You might like it but they are common sense. :teddyr: (I'll vote for Common Sense)

Quote2. Moral decency.

Bill Clinton destroyed that in the 1990's and it becomes a senseless issue that Establishment Republicans use to weed out good men. Especially when they know nobody can live by the suggested standard. This is really a sick trap.

Like I said, if Ted Cruz didn't apologizes for Iowa; he might be the the Republican nominee... (Trump looks good because he fights dirty and we are so damn tired of hearing moral decency while the Democrats are in your face immoral.)


Quote3.  A mandatory 24 hour verification period before posting hot rumors on social media.

Sounds like Big Government Censorship to me... You might want to drop this one :)

Quote4.  Replacing "Hail to the Chief" with Journey's "Don't Stop Believing!" as the Presidential anthem.

Well... I do like this one... 2 out of 4 isn't that bad... :)

lester1/2jr

If I was president all of my focus would be on driving related issues and eliminating slow and/or distracted drivers from this Earth. and endless skateparks paid for by like a tariff or something

Skull

Quote from: lester1/2jr on May 06, 2016, 07:10:02 PM
If I was president all of my focus would be on driving related issues and eliminating slow and/or distracted drivers from this Earth. and endless skateparks paid for by like a tariff or something

lol... If I was president I would be assassinated on the day I put my hand on the bible. I would throw everybody out of office and shut down the government until term limits is established... Everybody including the justice would have term limits.

lester1/2jr

I drive for a living and skateboard as a hobby but thats not why those are my only two issues

Skull

Quote from: lester1/2jr on May 06, 2016, 07:25:09 PM
I drive for a living and skateboard as a hobby but thats not why those are my only two issues

Skateboard for a hobby that is so awesome! I tried to skateboard in the late 80's and failed, I just don't have the dexterity for it... It would be awesome to see a president or vice-president skateboard to the white house.

I'm not sure what to do with detracted drivers. I used to see people read newspapers while driving, plucking nose hairs, shave, makeup, watch a TV... maybe we should have automated automobiles. (I just cannot see how we could live if we drive vehicles like the Jetsons.)

Rev. Powell

Quote from: lester1/2jr on May 06, 2016, 07:10:02 PM
If I was president all of my focus would be on driving related issues and eliminating slow and/or distracted drivers from this Earth. and endless skateparks paid for by like a tariff or something

How about a skateboard tax to pay for them? That makes the most sense. Knowing you, you'd probably try to tax my beer to pay for your skate parks. If I were President I'd tax skateboards to pay for microbrewery subsidies!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

lester1/2jr

Skull - it's annoying because normally everyone goes the same speed and does the same thing but with texting drivers and so forth theres this knuckleball factor. you don't know when they are going to speed up or slow down or what they are going to do

rev- beer is much cheaper than skateboards, but Belgian beers are already too expensive so I'd say get the money from selling national monuments to the Chinese