Who should be the next president?

[indianasmith]

I am also going to add a Cabinet Level Department of Smackage to the Federal Government.
Its employees will travel the country administering smacks in the head to all the idiots who desperately need them.

We'll start at the House of Representatives and work from there.

[Skull]

Skull - it's annoying because normally everyone goes the same speed and does the same thing but with texting drivers and so forth theres this knuckleball factor. you don't know when they are going to speed up or slow down or what they are going to do

I'm not out to defend texters but usually I see them texting is when traffic isnt moving. Sometimes people would text in a red light and then not notice it's green and speed (I'll even bet most of the texting accidents happen this way).

I am also going to add a Cabinet Level Department of Smackage to the Federal Government.
Its employees will travel the country administering smacks in the head to all the idiots who desperately need them.

We'll start at the House of Representatives and work from there.

well well well... you do have a little Trump in you :)

Yes I would vote to see this... I'm voting for Trump because I think he'll do the same and would also consider him insulting the idiots to the people would be almost the same as a smack in the head. Omg, could you imagine Trumps first 100 days when he comes out to talk to the American people. What I know based on what I'm seeing the Establishment Republicans don't want to work with Trump and the Democrats will not work with Trump... I'm hoping Trump gets nasty and tells the American people each idiot blocking him and I hope it wises up the people to start voting them out of office.

We have too many KINGS and not enough workers in Washington. We need to get some of these KINGS out of office and to do that we need to expose who are the KINGS.

[Rev. Powell]

I am also going to add a Cabinet Level Department of Smackage to the Federal Government.
Its employees will travel the country administering smacks in the head to all the idiots who desperately need them.

We'll start at the House of Representatives and work from there.

I'm throwing my hat in the ring for the position of Secretary of Smackage.

[bob]

My basic platform has four planks:

1. Common sense.
2. Moral decency.
3.  A mandatory 24 hour verification period before posting hot rumors on social media.
4.  Replacing "Hail to the Chief" with Journey's "Don't Stop Believing!" as the Presidential anthem.

Can I be your VP?.....

Sure we're on completely different ends of the political spectrum, but these are four things I like.

[indianasmith]

I am also going to add a Cabinet Level Department of Smackage to the Federal Government.
Its employees will travel the country administering smacks in the head to all the idiots who desperately need them.

We'll start at the House of Representatives and work from there.

I'm throwing my hat in the ring for the position of Secretary of Smackage.

One of my sophomore girls REALLY wants that job . . . and the thing is, she'd be really good at it!
Plus, appointing her will give me street cred with women AND younger voters.
So . . . what do you bring to the table?

[indianasmith]

My basic platform has four planks:

1. Common sense.
2. Moral decency.
3.  A mandatory 24 hour verification period before posting hot rumors on social media.
4.  Replacing "Hail to the Chief" with Journey's "Don't Stop Believing!" as the Presidential anthem.

Can I be your VP?.....

Sure we're on completely different ends of the political spectrum, but these are four things I like.

You'll have to Jell-O wrestle Trevor for it . . . while wearing lingerie.
We'll sell tickets and donate the proceeds to paying off the national debt!

[bob]

Back on topic....sort of

Trump said that if he wins NJ Gov. Chris Christie will lead his transition team

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/09/politics/donald-trump-chris-christie-transition-team/index.html

this is putting the cart way before the horse, even more then when Cruz announced Carly was his running mate

[BoyScoutKevin]

I hereby announce that I am Indy's walking mate. Not running mate as I had enough of that in high school.

Also, when I am Veep, free undies for everyone. Mine. 

Sorry, Trevor. I'd vote for a Smith-Trevor ticket for President and Vice President, but . . .?! according to the 12 Amendment of the U.S. Constitution the Vice-President has to be a natural born U.S. citizen, which seems to rule you out.

Actually, at this time, and it is still several months before the election, so anything can happen, not only do we have the possibility that Trump loses to Clinton, if she is indeed the Democratic nominee for President, which seems likely at this time, but . . .?! we have the Republicans, who now control the U.S. Senate, losing it to Democratic control, if Trump, which seems likely is the head of the Republican ticket. And not only that, the political experts are talking about the Republicans losing control of the House, again to the Democrats, if Trump heads the Republican ticket. Though, that is a less likely scenario then the Republicans losing control of the Senate.

And we'll see what we'll see!

[indianasmith]

I think the GOP has set itself up for the worst donkeystomping since Hoover got tossed out on his ear in 1932, and frankly, they deserve it for nominating a classless, misogynistic jerk like Trump.

My "I told you so's" will echo from the clouds in November . . .

unless they turn to me, the savior of conservatism, the teacher of history, the go-to goatee!

SMITH 2016 - It's not too late!

[Trevor]

You'll have to Jell-O wrestle Trevor for it . . . while wearing lingerie.
We'll sell tickets and donate the proceeds to paying off the national debt!

 

Who'll wear the lingerie? 

[indianasmith]

Both of you, of course!!

(SKIN TO WIN!!!!)

[Trevor]

Sorry, Trevor. I'd vote for a Smith-Trevor ticket for President and Vice President, but . . .?! according to the 12 Amendment of the U.S. Constitution the Vice-President has to be a natural born U.S. citizen, which seems to rule you out.

Ahh, crap: I knew there had to be an issue somewhere 

[Gene Worm]

[bob]

You'll have to Jell-O wrestle Trevor for it . . . while wearing lingerie.
We'll sell tickets and donate the proceeds to paying off the national debt!

 

Who'll wear the lingerie? 

You will 

[bob]

The Democratic party has been divided in half, I believe, in a manner similar to the Republican party is.