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Florida Man Hospitaized after trying to kiss cottonmouth

Started by Ed, Ego and Superego, July 20, 2015, 04:31:40 PM

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Ed, Ego and Superego

July 20, 2015, 04:31:40 PM Last Edit: July 21, 2015, 12:25:50 PM by Ed, Ego and Superego
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

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sprite75

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July 20, 2015, 05:43:44 PM
Stupid people are stupid.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Jack

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July 21, 2015, 07:43:26 AM
Looks like NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory's gonna be one employee short for a while  :bluesad:
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indianasmith

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July 21, 2015, 08:56:24 AM
Is it just me or does he look like he's puckering up for another try?
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Trevor

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July 21, 2015, 08:58:28 AM
Quote from: Jack on July 21, 2015, 07:43:26 AM
Looks like NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory's gonna be one employee short for a while  :bluesad:

Please tell me he doesn't work there!  :buggedout: :buggedout:
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LilCerberus

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July 21, 2015, 01:03:15 PM
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BoyScoutKevin

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July 27, 2015, 05:36:38 PM
Quote from: Trevor on July 21, 2015, 08:58:28 AM
Quote from: Jack on July 21, 2015, 07:43:26 AM
Looks like NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory's gonna be one employee short for a while  :bluesad:

Please tell me he doesn't work there!  :buggedout: :buggedout:

He's not going to be working there . . . At least till he gets out of the hospital. We have cottonmouths in the area in which I live, and their name is well earned, when they open their mouths, they do look like they have a mouth full of cotton. Though, it is mostly bluff, I've never been stupid enough to try to kiss one on the mouth or anywhere else. Garter snakes . . .?! Now that's another story.

Rev. Powell

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July 27, 2015, 07:46:54 PM
Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on July 27, 2015, 05:36:38 PM
I've never been stupid enough to try to kiss one on the mouth or anywhere else. Garter snakes . . .?! Now that's another story.

You kiss garter snakes?
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BoyScoutKevin

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August 03, 2015, 04:15:19 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 27, 2015, 07:46:54 PM
Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on July 27, 2015, 05:36:38 PM
I've never been stupid enough to try to kiss one on the mouth or anywhere else. Garter snakes . . .?! Now that's another story.

You kiss garter snakes?

Yes, when I was young and stupid and living with my mother on my grandfather's farm. Now that I'm older, but still stupid, I no longer kiss them.
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