Today in the Henchman wants ads...

[Flangepart]

"Here's one. 'Evil genius needs fearless goons for general mayhem and strongarm tactics'...want a referance, because I'll provide it, you wuhss..."

"What? You didn't expect me to run over a kitty cat while fleeing the cops, did ya?"

"Don't gripe. If you wern't family, you'd be in the snake pit for sure."

[sprite75]

Yes ma'am.  As the newspaper says all the beer at the Liquor Barn was stolen last night.  The only thing the guard heard was a meow.  Where was your cat between 10 and 12 last night?