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[javakoala]

I am also convinced the CIA was using it to send out messages. No other explanation for how it stayed on the air for fifty years.

Same reason Matlock was in syndication for so many years: People like comfort TV. Even if they don't actively watch it, they like to know it is there.

Kinda like the giant spider on the ceiling of the closet I never open.

[Flangepart]

I think Lawrence Welk has inspired many Riffers...as a form of vengeance against it.

[ER]

So I had to rise extra early this morning, because my ardent little eight-year-old Papist, who spent the night with her friend from soccer (after they went last night and saw what I heard was---perk up your ears here, gang---a bad movie) wanted to still go to the first church service with her sponsor and her family, so I had to stumble around in the first light of dawn, get my son up, let out the dogs, do all this stuff alone since my husband and our youngest are at Disney World til tomorrow (he has taken each of the children there, just him and one of them, the summer before they go to kindergarten, his tradition), and we finally got washed up, dressed, got in the car, my son asked, "Can I just go to Gramma Bee's today instead?"

"No, come with me today. You might like it."

"Why will I like it?"

"Because....." (I thought fast), "you'll get to see the ghoulish ritual of people eating their god?"

"What???"

"People will take communion and they say they're eating Jesus' body when they do."

A moment of stunned silence, then, "Does Jesus bleed?"

"Yes, Jesus bleeds wine."

His mind was too blown for words from then on, so he did the wise thing and fell asleep again in the back seat, obviously overtaxed with the idea of watching people eat Jesus, who bled wine.

We drove, got my daughter, she, being some sort of strangely responsible person for her wee age, was there waiting in her friend's doorway, perfectly dressed for church, hair beautiful, ready as ready can be (honestly, which side did that DNA come from?), her great-great grandma's rosary at the ready, we drove to church, woke my son up, he went in, found our usual pew, and it was strangely awkward sitting there next to my godson's grandfather today because of something someone said about him yesterday (lololol, ahem...).

We made it through Mass, etc etc, my godson's grandfather gave my kids five dollars each for the St. Vincent de Paul Society poor box, and told my son it was nice having him there for Sunday services, and since he was the new man, how about he pick where we went for our after-church brunch? His pockets were deep, the world was wide, young fellow, you name it, my treat. Child, you cannot pick a restaurant too exclusive, if it is your wish I shall get us in, he said.

Naturally, like he did on his birthday, my son picked McDonald's....

But everyone had a good time there and I slid down the Playland slide too, in a dress.

Our day, so far.

[indianasmith]

You have a lot of wonderful days . . . 

[ER]

You have a lot of wonderful days . . . 

Okay, I'll try!

[kakihara]

"Yes, Jesus bleeds wine."

I will be randomly saying this to people for the rest of the day.

[ER]

(I don't know a lot about drinking, but someone starting the day with a beer is not...right, is it?)

[Alex]

Went looking for some pictures and artwork for the D&D campaign I am running. Had a photo of a particular actor in mind from a movie from the 60's or 70's. Couldn't remember the name of the movie or any real details for it other than he had a goatee and I think was he was a satanist, so started using search terms like '70s movie sauve satanist with goatee'. The results I got back were surprisingly NSFW. Especially the advert for a film called 'Transsexual Prostitutes 60'. I find it slightly mindboggling that there are atleast another 59 movies in that series.

Anyway, gave up on trying to find the photo I wanted. Managed to find some artwork to use instead.

[Rev. Powell]

Went looking for some pictures and artwork for the D&D campaign I am running. Had a photo of a particular actor in mind from a movie from the 60's or 70's. Couldn't remember the name of the movie or any real details for it other than he had a goatee and I think was he was a satanist, so started using search terms like '70s movie sauve satanist with goatee'. The results I got back were surprisingly NSFW. Especially the advert for a film called 'Transsexual Prostitutes 60'. I find it slightly mindboggling that there are atleast another 59 movies in that series.

Anyway, gave up on trying to find the photo I wanted. Managed to find some artwork to use instead.

Next time just use Anton LaVey. Movie Satanists are all probably modeled after him anyway.



P.S. Anything after "Transsexual Prostitutes 16" isn't worth watching. They just lost their passion for the material and started going through the motions.

[javakoala]

P.S. Anything after "Transsexual Prostitutes 16" isn't worth watching. They just lost their passion for the material and started going through the motions.

OMFG!!!  YOU are the The Phantom of the Pornos! I've been reading your reviews since I was old enough to figure out what feltching is.

[ER]

P.S. Anything after "Transsexual Prostitutes 16" isn't worth watching. They just lost their passion for the material and started going through the motions.

OMFG!!!  YOU are the The Phantom of the Pornos! I've been reading your reviews since I was old enough to figure out what feltching is.

1. There truly is a Transsexual Prostitutes series that got to sixteen? I figured you were kidding.

2. I am still not sure I know what feltching is, and I'm good with that.

3. Rev does porn reviews? Hey, respeck, Rev! My friend tried to get into the business years ago, hoping to shoot one but he didn't get far.

(Two professions that puzzle me, one is basketball coaches, because the sport seems chaotic and too fast-paced for much planning, the other is adult film directors. I assume they handle close-ups and the like and don't stand there and give instructions?)

[Alex]

P.S. Anything after "Transsexual Prostitutes 16" isn't worth watching. They just lost their passion for the material and started going through the motions.

OMFG!!!  YOU are the The Phantom of the Pornos! I've been reading your reviews since I was old enough to figure out what feltching is.

1. There truly is a Transsexual Prostitutes series that got to sixteen? I figured you were kidding.

2. I am still not sure I know what feltching is, and I'm good with that.

3. Rev does porn reviews? Hey, respeck, Rev! My friend tried to get into the business years ago, hoping to shoot one but he didn't get far.

(Two professions that puzzle me, one is basketball coaches, because the sport seems chaotic and too fast-paced for much planning, the other is adult film directors. I assume they handle close-ups and the like and don't stand there and give instructions?)

There is actually a fair bit of instructions being given. The director will make sure things like for example if a man is playing with a woman's boobs that the nipples can still be seen and there are a surprising amount of cuts and resetting the scene. Just when someone is *ahem* hitting their stride, they might have to stop and then restart. Just like main stream movies, scenes tend not to happen in a single take and end up being a composite.

[javakoala]

P.S. Anything after "Transsexual Prostitutes 16" isn't worth watching. They just lost their passion for the material and started going through the motions.

OMFG!!!  YOU are the The Phantom of the Pornos! I've been reading your reviews since I was old enough to figure out what feltching is.

1. There truly is a Transsexual Prostitutes series that got to sixteen? I figured you were kidding.

2. I am still not sure I know what feltching is, and I'm good with that.

3. Rev does porn reviews? Hey, respeck, Rev! My friend tried to get into the business years ago, hoping to shoot one but he didn't get far.

(Two professions that puzzle me, one is basketball coaches, because the sport seems chaotic and too fast-paced for much planning, the other is adult film directors. I assume they handle close-ups and the like and don't stand there and give instructions?)

Well, I was joking about the Phantom of the Pornos thing.

Feltching is something even indecent folks refrain from discussing.

And SHOCKING ASIA did a segment on young men who prostitute themselves as young women because the cost of a sex change is beyond their means.

(This has been a plug for Deranged Visions, so...there!  )

[ER]

P.S. Anything after "Transsexual Prostitutes 16" isn't worth watching. They just lost their passion for the material and started going through the motions.

OMFG!!!  YOU are the The Phantom of the Pornos! I've been reading your reviews since I was old enough to figure out what feltching is.

1. There truly is a Transsexual Prostitutes series that got to sixteen? I figured you were kidding.

2. I am still not sure I know what feltching is, and I'm good with that.

3. Rev does porn reviews? Hey, respeck, Rev! My friend tried to get into the business years ago, hoping to shoot one but he didn't get far.

(Two professions that puzzle me, one is basketball coaches, because the sport seems chaotic and too fast-paced for much planning, the other is adult film directors. I assume they handle close-ups and the like and don't stand there and give instructions?)

Well, I was joking about the Phantom of the Pornos thing.

Feltching is something even indecent folks refrain from discussing.

And SHOCKING ASIA did a segment on young men who prostitute themselves as young women because the cost of a sex change is beyond their means.

(This has been a plug for Deranged Visions, so...there!  )

Oh. Well. I pride myself on my innocence, so...

[LilCerberus]

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