Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[ER]

It's four AM and all I can think about is getting to sleep, but he came in from a Friday night on the town tthree hours ago thinking it'd be nice to sit out and watch the stars, and now he says he may just stay up.

Oh yeah now I remember what seventeen was like...

[ER]

Joke's on my cousin, he came in at 4:15 and is still asleep. Ha and ha, seems thirty-eight can get by on less sleep than seventeen after all.... 

[javakoala]

Joke's on my cousin, he came in at 4:15 and is still asleep. Ha and ha, seems thirty-eight can get by on less sleep than seventeen after all.... 

You WIN!!! Make sure to remind him throughout the day. Teenagers like that kind of thing. Really. 

[Alex]

Especially if you play loud music to them when they are trying to sleep.

[javakoala]

Especially if you play loud music to them when they are trying to sleep.

That's true. Especially stuff like Air Supply and mellow REO Speedwagon. I'd toss some Molly Hatchet in there just to see if they are paying attention.

[LilCerberus]

The language the Virginia & Charlottesville leadership used made it sound in a weird way like they were calling for "more violence", or at least, really lacked tact.

[ER]

turning japanese i think i'm turning japanese i really think so

[javakoala]

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger
Everyone

Is someone sufferin' from The Vapors?   

[ER]

...You say I'm a dreamer, we're two of a kind
Both of us searching for some perfect world we know we'll never find
So perhaps I should leave here, yeah yeah, go far away
But you know that there's nowhere that I'd rather be...

[javakoala]

<swoons>

You ask if I love you, well what can I say?
You know that I do and if this is just one of those games that we play
So I'll sing you a new song, please don't cry anymore
And then I'll ask your forgiveness, though I don't know just what I'm
Asking it for

[javakoala]

Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to

So, if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try...

Remember "Meat is Murder", but there's noting quite like a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe.

[LilCerberus]

Bad Karma.
Nobody wants a solution.
Everybody's all, "My way, or it's war!"

[Pacman000]

Funny/Heartwarming Roger Moore story on Twitter. https://twitter.com/MrKenShabby/status/867036448037511169

I wish I could just copy/past the story here, but it's an image.  Character limits are the worst.

[ER]

I think the best way to fix frozen pizza is you heat it on medium in a non-stick pan til the crust is crispy, then microwave it for about thirty seconds to melt the cheese and sizzle the toppings. The difference over regular oven pizza is night and day.

[Alex]

Was lying in bed half awake and thinking how nice it was that I didn't need to get up as it was the weekend. Then my alarm went off and reminded me it was actually Tuesday. Seems really selfish of the week not to be the day I happen to want it to be.