Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[LilCerberus]

I can't help thinking "My City Was Gone" by The Pretenders would've sounded completely different if Devo had done it.....
I'm thinking it would've been a happy song called "Good Riddance".

[indianasmith]

I will enjoy the GOP Debate much more without that swaggering bully Donald Trump on the stage.

[LilCerberus]

Why is everything made out of black plastic nowadays?
The next clock, camera, computer, phone, tv, etc, that I buy, I want it to be made out of clear plastic, with glow in the dark buttons.

[Alex]

I am supposed to be making a speech at a dinner tonight. Should be about 5 minutes long. So far I have 7 lines written.

[Flangepart]

Just how do you do wakka do, and how many times should you do wakka do it?

[LilCerberus]

It just doesn't sound right when a radio news person says, "A college student is dead following a check on traffic & weather"......

[Flangepart]

The worm may turn, but as worm's are a-political...who cares?

[ER]

As I watched my daughter's mice fight over which one got to use the chew stone first, I thought of how that was the most important thing in the world to them, but to the rest of existence, it didn't matter a hill of beans. Maybe that's how anything we do here on this planet is when laid against the scale of the universe.

[indianasmith]

My agenda tonight is simple: Grill ribs, eat them, write next chapter of my current WIP.

[Flangepart]

Will the past be present in the future?

[javakoala]

I hear there's talk of a Bucky Larson reboot by J.J. Abrams. 

[Rev. Powell]

My agenda tonight is simple: Grill ribs, eat them, write next chapter of my current WIP.

Cool, you're writing a women-in-prison script! About time you got done with all that religious stuff.

Netflix seems to have moved me to the 2-DVDs-at-a-time plan without me asking or paying extra. Kind of nice of them, though I suspect it's just that  their database is probably screwed up.

[LilCerberus]

I don't have the discipline to write down my ideas for films, so I've been vlogging them...

[Derf]

For the second time in my life, I was informed that someone I know is a murderer. The first was in grad school when, shortly after graduating, I learned that my linguistics professor killed his wife, who was planning to leave the state with their daughter. Today, I learned that one of the people that goes to my church (I won't call him a Christian since he never behaved like one--something has always been a bit off about him) murdered a little old lady. He has a wife with 3 kids, 2 of whom are still teenagers living at home (none are his). I don't ever want to hear of someone I know personally committing such a heinous act ever again.

[indianasmith]

My agenda tonight is simple: Grill ribs, eat them, write next chapter of my current WIP.

Cool, you're writing a women-in-prison script! About time you got done with all that religious stuff.

Oddly enough, I meant "Work In Progress" - but my current work in progress does, in fact, involve a woman who spends several chapters in a horrible prison in a cave in the Egyptian desert.