Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[ER]

Later today I am going to officially ask everyone I know to please begin a new tradition of celebrating my birthday, which is December 24th, a month late, on January 24th. I am tired of complicating everyone's lives by trying to squeeze in my birthday on Christmas Eve. Whether it'll happen, I don't know, but it'd make things easier.

[indianasmith]

You say that, but I just think you're trying to stave off 40 for as long as possible!!!   

[ER]

You say that, but I just think you're trying to stave off 40 for as long as possible!!!   

Why whatever do you mean, Indy? I'm only, uh, 33. Ahem.

[LilCerberus]

Does anyone know how to change the drive letters in windows 7?

[LilCerberus]

The more I learn about "Net Neutrality", the more indifferent I feel about it...

[sprite75]

Just 278 posts and counting til I join the mile high club!

[Alex]

Does anyone know how to change the drive letters in windows 7?

Right click the drive and select rename should do it I think.

[Svengoolie 3]

My cat just let a fart in my lap so horrible I neatly went into shock from it.

[Alex]

My spell checker tried to change Megalodon to Megacolon. True that would be a much more horrific fight for my D&D group but...

[ER]

As I sit here in a church in the pre-dawn on a cold Advent morning, cherry cough drop in my mouth, waiting on services to begin while surrounded by ivy and red flowers and purple Christmas trappings and a woman who appears to hate me more than usual is a foot to my left, sort of in my personal space boundary, I have but one recurring thought: The Monkees was one strange show.

[Pacman000]

As I sit here in a church in the pre-dawn on a cold Advent morning, cherry cough drop in my mouth, waiting on services to begin while surrounded by ivy and red flowers and purple Christmas trappings and a woman who appears to hate me more than usual is a foot to my left, sort of in my personal space boundary, I have but one recurring thought: The Monkees was one strange show.

But Very Funny!

[indianasmith]

Life is like a box of nostrils: There's some boogers in it!   

[Svengoolie 3]

A large black tomcat i let in to get warm and eat cake in, ate and then let a huge  horrible fart right next to me.

[stine.greta]

Stop telling me that I am gaining weight, this is my body, mind your own business.

[Trevor]

A large black tomcat i let in to get warm and eat cake in, ate and then let a huge  horrible fart right next to me.

You seem to be very unlucky with all those farting cats