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Alex

#1080
May 30, 2018, 01:58:43 PM Last Edit: May 31, 2018, 01:55:28 AM by Dark Alex
I took Ambien once and now I am joining the Klan.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Svengoolie 3

#1081
May 31, 2018, 12:17:37 AM
I hope the mandatory lobotomy goes all right...
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

FatFreddysCat

#1082
May 31, 2018, 09:43:51 AM
7-Eleven's Coconut coffee flavor sucks. They need to bring back Salted Caramel dammit.
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

316zombie

#1083
June 02, 2018, 03:50:44 PM
why can't i find any chocolate parfait ice cream bars anymore? you know, like the strawberry shortcake ones? i am JONESIN for a choclate parfait bar!!!

Olivia Bauer

#1084
June 02, 2018, 03:56:58 PM
I can't tell the difference between Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck.

Svengoolie 3

#1085
June 02, 2018, 08:36:45 PM
They're both jerks so there's no real difference.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Olivia Bauer

#1086
June 03, 2018, 06:53:47 AM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on June 02, 2018, 08:36:45 PM
They're both jerks so there's no real difference.


Post a picture of one right now and ask me to guess.

LilCerberus

#1087
June 06, 2018, 12:51:29 PM
Somebody stole a tank from Fort Pickett, & it ran outa gas on Broad St last night...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

indianasmith

#1088
June 06, 2018, 03:28:20 PM
Inralp reezilmanorp!  Magorzip! Magorzip!  Magorzip!!  :bouncegiggle:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

#1089
June 07, 2018, 02:41:26 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on June 06, 2018, 03:28:20 PM
Inralp reezilmanorp!  Magorzip! Magorzip!  Magorzip!!  :bouncegiggle:

*Places urgent call to Max Von Sydow and Jason Miller*  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Alex

#1090
June 07, 2018, 07:10:22 AM
Giving a bunch of bad guys sparklers to hold does not make them more intimidating looking.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

LilCerberus

#1091
June 13, 2018, 11:01:15 PM
The label of "racist" is seriously beginning to lose it's meaning.

It's gotten to where it's just another inside joke conservatives share when we blame common household foundation settlement on climate change.

The word "racist" is used so much, that it says more about the accuser than the accused.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Svengoolie 3

#1092
June 14, 2018, 03:08:31 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 13, 2018, 11:01:15 PM
The label of "racist" is seriously beginning to lose it's meaning.

It's gotten to where it's just another inside joke conservatives share when we blame common household foundation settlement on climate change.

The word "racist" is used so much, that it says more about the accuser than the accused.

So's the word "Nazi".
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

LilCerberus

#1093
June 21, 2018, 03:23:49 PM
RIP Koko The Gorilla.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

316zombie

#1094
June 23, 2018, 12:02:49 PM
is it legal to burn your own car?
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