Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[Zapranoth]

It's "ho-MAH-gen-us," not, I repeat, not "homo-gee-nee-us."

Similarly, "REAL-tor," not "REAL-uh-tor."

Also, there's no such thing as a "free gift," or something that is "very unique."

[Svengoolie 3]

my cat may live, and the vet charged less than the said she would.

This is not a random statement nobody should care about.  :)

Thanks.

[ER]

Also, there's no such thing as a "free gift," or something that is "very unique."

A friend of mine used to ask how something can be both 'new' and 'improved.'

[316zombie]

my australian author friend just found out that one of her books is being re-released by scholastic and will go back on the school rosters after 25 years.

[FatFreddysCat]

Tyler Perry was a better Alex Cross than Morgan Freeman.

[Svengoolie 3]

Tyler Perry was a better Alex Cross than Morgan Freeman.

Nobody is better at anything than Morgan Freeman.

[Flangepart]

Tyler Perry was a better Alex Cross than Morgan Freeman.

Nobody is better at anything than Morgan Freeman.

Except Morgan Freeman.

[316zombie]

microburst storms suck.

[ER]

microburst storms suck.

And blow.

[indianasmith]

I just got back from a very nice mini-vacation (the only kind my wife and I get to take these days, it seems).
We spent two nights in Galveston and lots of time on the beach, toured a cool museum, and I ate so many shrimp I think I am growing antenna and little claws!

[RCMerchant]

I just got back from a very nice mini-vacation (the only kind my wife and I get to take these days, it seems).
We spent two nights in Galveston and lots of time on the beach, toured a cool museum, and I ate so many shrimp I think I am growing antenna and little claws!

Me and Tiana and my son Jed and his son Adian went to the Flea Market  Sunday. Tiana had an ice cream swirl and I bought a smoking pipe.And a book about WW2. I spent 15 dollars.

[Trevor]

We spent two nights in Galveston and lots of time on the beach

FNC screened a short insert about the terrible hurricane there of 1900: frightening.

[Chainsawmidget]

Tyler Perry was a better Alex Cross than Morgan Freeman.

Nobody is better at anything than Morgan Freeman.

Morgan Freeman played Dracula on the Electric Company. 

RC, get him. 

[Svengoolie 3]

Man I gotta here Freeman say ''The children of the night,  what sweet music they make! ''

[Alex]

I need a job that doesn't start quite as early in the morning and allows me to stay in bed and cuddle up to my wife more.