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Started by Olivia Bauer, December 02, 2015, 08:29:39 AM

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Svengoolie 3

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

LilCerberus

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Alex

Don't you just hate it when you are playing a game and need to go to bed, but want to play just one more turn...
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

indianasmith

Quote from: Dark Alex on December 29, 2018, 05:13:36 PM
Indy is hell actually mentioned as a physical place in the bible?

There are two terms in the Bible that can be translated into "hell" in English - "sheol" in Hebrew was used in the OT to describe death in general; sometimes it's rendered in Greek as "Hades" or in English as "the grave."  Jesus himself used the term "Gehenna" to describe the place of torment prepared for the wicked; he refers extensively to it in one passage in Mark (my Bible's in the other room and I'm too lazy tonight to Google the chapter and verse) as the place where "the fire is not quenched, and the worm dieth not."   In Revelations, the "lake of fire" is reserved for the Beast and all his minions and followers. So yes, it's there and mentioned in several passages.

There is also an implication in a phrase that Jesus used, referring to the people of Capernaum and Bethsaida who had witnessed his miracles and still did not believe: "It shall be more tolerable in Sodom and Gomorrah in the day of judgment than for you, for if they had seen the signs and wonders you have seen they would have long ago repented in sackcloth and in ashes."

This seems to indicate that just as there are levels of rewards in heaven for those who make it there, there are also levels of punishment in hell for those consigned there.  I don't know if Dante got it right in "The Inferno" or not with nine circles, but he may not have been that far off.

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

LilCerberus

I wonder what it really takes to start a grindhouse style production company.....
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

ER

Know what's weird? I honestly can't remember if I brushed my teeth before I got on here an hour ago, though my mouth does taste tellingly minty. Guess I better be safe....
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

I find staying up til two on Saturday night and getting up at five on Sunday morning makes it much easier to hallucinate.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

You can borrow Ash for a bit if you want Ellie. I've not slept for two days now. I am sure he could help you out there.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Alex

Silenced weapons really aren't as quiet as movies would have you believe.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: Dark Alex on December 31, 2018, 07:20:02 AM
Silenced weapons really aren't as quiet as movies would have you believe.

Take the bullet off the casing,  remove the powder,  put half back in and resecure the bullet to the casing.  Makes a lot less noise and a point  blank it doesn't much difference.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Alex

Meth labs could actually become useful to the human race if they added birth control to their mix.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Alex

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on December 31, 2018, 08:14:34 AM
Quote from: Dark Alex on December 31, 2018, 07:20:02 AM
Silenced weapons really aren't as quiet as movies would have you believe.

Take the bullet off the casing,  remove the powder,  put half back in and resecure the bullet to the casing.  Makes a lot less noise and a point  blank it doesn't much difference.

Or just use a sling shot, crossbow or other similar weapon.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Alex

I should never let my little sister pick the movie we watch. Now I get to sit through Lala Land again and it is my own fault.  :buggedout:
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

LilCerberus

I was regifted an amazon alexa echo dot.... now that I've got it set up, I kinda don't see the point....
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

indianasmith

Thieves broke into the University Bookstore and stole $25,000 worth of college textbooks.
Police were called in, and both books were recovered the next day.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"