Predictions For 2016

[ER]

I predict in 2016: wearing underwear will continue to be a trend everywhere except Hollywood...

I predict in 2016: Buddha will not appear at the Super Bowl...

I predict in 2016: 7 out of 10 will remain 70%....

I predict in 2016: it will finally be proven Jar Jar Binks was a past incarnation of Scrappy Doo...

I predict in 2016: the Pope will yet again fail to get some....

I predict in 2016: there will an outbreak of ice cream headaches in the summer months, followed by an unexplained falling-off in the epidemic by wintertime...

I predict in 2016: celebrities will find themselves on supermarket tabloids....

And since my predictions have so far been very general, I will now astound with a very specific prognostication! I predict that on Friday January 29, 2016, at exactly 5:00 PM, people will walk away from their workplaces in mass numbers!

So sayeth my inner Madame Souzenokovina!

[Flangepart]

Thank you Criswell...

I, Hyronimus Flangepart, predict that Trevor will continue to plague the world with his ghastly underwear.

I predict that Sprite's cat will make beer their overriding priority.

I predict that Hollywood will make lousy remakes.

I predict that fear, greed, envy, rage and general selfishness will make the world a mess to exist in.

And, I predict that people will predictably predict predictions that will predictably predict the predictable.

[javakoala]

This sums up all the predictions I care to make:

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[lester1/2jr]

Trump/ Christie vs Hillary/ Warren Trump will win

oil will start heading back up late in the year carrying inflation with it.

a major celebrity will get caught up in one of these shootings and/ or terrorist attacks

[Raffine]

'Criswell Predicts' by Miss Mae West

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwc65bf99_o

[bob]

Trevor will buy new undies and wash them 

I will quit my current job after finding something better.

There will be some soft of major political scandal.

Puerto Rico becomes the 51st state.

[Raffine]

HAPPY NEW FEAR
TO ALL MY FIENDS AT BADMOVIES.ORG!!!



This is also the year Forrest J. Ackerman would have turned 100!

[Leah]

Someone will win the presidential election, one side will be angry.

I will *hopefully* get an internship to graduate.

[Trevor]

I, Hyronimus Flangepart, predict that Trevor will continue to plague the world with his ghastly underwear.

I predict that Sprite's cat will make beer their overriding priority.

I predict that Hollywood will make lousy remakes.

I think these three are the only certainties 

[Trevor]

Trevor will buy new undies and wash them 

The first one, yes: I don't know this 'washing' you speak of