Masked, Costumed, Tattooed Man Arrested At Oklahoma Kum & Go

[sprite75]

Yikes.

A masked, costumed man was arrested yesterday after causing a disturbance at a Kum & Go convenience store in Oklahoma, police report.

Michael Carter, 26, was collared Wednesday morning by Broken Arrow cops for obstructing or interfering with police, a misdemeanor.

According to police, Kum & Go employees asked Carter to leave the business, but he refused. Instead, Carter locked himself in a store bathroom.

In addition to the mask, Carter wore a red bandana that was accessorized with forks, a makeshift red cape, and red sweatpants. A toy gun was tucked into Carter's waistband.

[indianasmith]

Years ago I heard a stand up comic do an incredibly funny riff on funny business and place names.  "Kum and Go" was near the top of his list (he called it "Ejaculate and Evacuate"!)

[javakoala]

We used to have a couple here in Topeka, but I think they've changed to a different company. Wise choice. "Where be the peek show booths? I gots me three rolls of quarters and a LOT of tension to work off."