Masturbating motorist rear ended van

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No, this was not Florida.  Close though...

FEBRUARY 11--A Georgia motorist was masturbating when he plowed his vehicle into a van that had stopped at an intersection, police report.

According to cops, Donald Marvin Johnson, 63, was "physically distracted" while driving his Saturn Ion Monday morning in Martinez, an Augusta suburb.

Johnson, seen at right, was "following too closely" when he rear-ended a Chevrolet Astro van.

As detailed in a Columbia County Sheriff's Office report, driver Ricartia McBride, 28, told police that she saw Johnson's car "swerving and driving recklessly" before the crash, adding that his vehicle "almost hit her two or three times."

Yeah I think the Florida is spreading north.  Maybe Bugs should cut it off.

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