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sprite75

April 07, 2016, 04:42:34 PM
Yeah, people have actually asked questions like this on Yahoo Answers...

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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Trevor

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April 08, 2016, 01:34:12 AM Last Edit: April 08, 2016, 07:41:47 AM by Trevor
1. Go to a dark nudist club: people will see you.

2. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

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April 08, 2016, 06:27:33 AM
Years ago, someone sent me a link to an automotive forum where a guy posted a question about how to get Herculiner off of his "hootus."
It had over 22 pages of replies, some of them very . . . creative!  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

bob

#3
April 08, 2016, 01:06:11 PM
what the f**k  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Ed, Ego and Superego

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April 08, 2016, 01:11:47 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on April 08, 2016, 06:27:33 AM
Years ago, someone sent me a link to an automotive forum where a guy posted a question about how to get Herculiner off of his "hootus."
It had over 22 pages of replies, some of them very . . . creative!  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Whats a hootus?
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

indianasmith

#5
April 08, 2016, 09:26:37 PM
Slang for his manparts.
  Apparently he was painting the bed of his new truck with Herculiner (a very rough-textured, brush on bedliner for pickups) and stopped to pee and got some on his . . . well, you get the idea.  It adheres to human skin like crazy, apparently! :buggedout:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

sprite75

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April 09, 2016, 08:26:37 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on April 08, 2016, 09:26:37 PM
Slang for his manparts.
  Apparently he was painting the bed of his new truck with Herculiner (a very rough-textured, brush on bedliner for pickups) and stopped to pee and got some on his . . . well, you get the idea.  It adheres to human skin like crazy, apparently! :buggedout:

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Trevor

#7
April 11, 2016, 05:29:11 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on April 08, 2016, 06:27:33 AM
Years ago, someone sent me a link to an automotive forum where a guy posted a question about how to get Herculiner off of his "hootus."
It had over 22 pages of replies, some of them very . . . creative!  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I googled that and went  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:

Do you mean to tell me that what I have on the floor of the rear of this



is the same as what got on his you know what?  :buggedout: :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

#8
April 11, 2016, 06:33:05 AM
Yup.  In fact, I don't doubt that whole hilarious thread is still floating out in cyberspace somewhere.  Just Google "How do I get Herculiner off of my hootus?"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

#9
April 11, 2016, 07:38:58 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on April 11, 2016, 06:33:05 AM
Yup.  In fact, I don't doubt that whole hilarious thread is still floating out in cyberspace somewhere.  Just Google "How do I get Herculiner off of my hootus?"

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  :buggedout: :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

sprite75

#10
April 11, 2016, 07:52:31 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on April 11, 2016, 06:33:05 AM
Yup.  In fact, I don't doubt that whole hilarious thread is still floating out in cyberspace somewhere.  Just Google "How do I get Herculiner off of my hootus?"

Did that, I think I found the thread in question.

I hope he was a lot more respectful towards his hootus afterwards.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Trevor

#11
April 11, 2016, 07:54:44 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on April 11, 2016, 07:52:31 AM
Did that, I think I found the thread in question.

I hope he was a lot more respectful towards his hootus afterwards.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

My bosses are going to come over to me and kick my butt for laughing at my desk but I don't care.  :bouncegiggle:

Just BTW: that is my pick-up in that picture: I seriously do not want what is in the bed of that on my friend.  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.
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