Common Things You've Never Done

[ER]

I never had a sixteenth birthday party.

[alandhopewell]

     NEVER
Tweeted

Skype'd

Instagrammed

Smoked a pipe (with tobacco in it, at least)

Been to a pro football game, horse race, tennis match, or hockey game

Owned an Ipod

Read the Great Classics, unless you count Shelley, Stoker, Verne, Wells, and Twain

Stuck chewing gum under a seat; indeed, I quit chewing gum at the age of seven, when I made the mistake of peeking at the underside of a five-and-dime store lunch counter....yuck.

Hunted.

[ER]

     NEVER
Tweeted

Skype'd

Instagrammed

Smoked a pipe (with tobacco in it, at least)

Been to a pro football game, horse race, tennis match, or hockey game

Owned an Ipod

Read the Great Classics, unless you count Shelley, Stoker, Verne, Wells, and Twain

Stuck chewing gum under a seat; indeed, I quit chewing gum at the age of seven, when I made the mistake of peeking at the underside of a five-and-dime store lunch counter....yuck.

Hunted.

In what universe would the writers you listed not count as great classics? You short change yourself there, mate.

[claws]

I've never been to the reddit website. I didn't even know what reddit was/is until 2-3 years ago.

[AoTFan]

I've never ridden ATV or motorbike. 

[Alex]

A year ago I'd have been able to say I've never had a credit card or learned to drive, so instead I'll go with I've never visited another country that has made me think "I wish I'd been born here instead."

[claws]

700+ million people are using cloud storage but I don't. I wouldn't even know what to use it for. I'm fine with the picture storage on my smartphone and I don't have other digital files/stuff whatever that's in need of storage.

[bob]

I have not, nor will I ever, be on a motor cycle

I never used The Cloud and ever will

[javakoala]

At the risk of sounding like a drama queen, I've never had a birthday party.

I've had individuals bake me a cake and, once, a giant cookie. I've had individuals buy me gifts. I've even had individuals take me to dinner for my birthday. But I've never had a traditional birthday party with a gathering of friends and assorted folks, with all or even a few bearing gifts and a group singing "Happy Birthday".

Damn television for warping my expectations!

[RCMerchant]

I'm a libertarian and have never read Ayn Rand.

What??? Lester-I apoligize-I would swear you were an Ayn Rand fan-I sincerly apoligize. And I cant spell from one minute to the next..

I have never been married.
I've never watched a Mickey Mouse cartoon. Any Disney cartoon.
I never got my tonsils out.
I never voted. ever.
I never finished high school. I'm a drop out.

[RCMerchant]

As far as computer s**t goes-I'm on Facebook,I have a Tumblr horror movie picture blog-and I'm here-oh I buy old magazines and comics on Ebay sometimes when I have money-thats it. I have no clue about Twitter. I joined a dating site once-but deleted it because I felt like a desperate loser-which I am-but I didnt want to advertise it. What was I gonna say?
" 50 something geek drunk horror movie fanatic looking for girl with same interests?"
Yeah.

[Trevor]

"50 something geek drunk horror movie fanatic looking for girl with same interests?"
Yeah.

I'm going to try that as from my birthday next year. 

[bob]

technically I've never been on a  date

[VenomX73]

I've never watched a Mickey Mouse cartoon. Any Disney cartoon.

RC, why?

[Trevor]

This thing called laundry