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WORST CHRISTOPHER LEE FILM, EVER!

Started by alandhopewell, May 25, 2016, 04:08:51 PM

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alandhopewell

May 25, 2016, 04:08:51 PM
     Sir Christopher certainly left behind a great body of work, but he DID manage to hit a few clinkers along the way....don't we all?

     I submit this as evidence....

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     If you can top this, please post the film, or a trailer, or at least a mini-mention of the flick.

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

LilCerberus

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May 25, 2016, 04:31:05 PM
Well, There's THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE (1983), in which he really tries to shine in a stinker in which the director is deliberately trying to make him look bad...

And then there's KILLER FORCE (1976), in which he "looks" pretty creepy as a guy who likes his switchblade, but his refined, articulate accent can't quite grasp the thuggish vernacular...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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bob

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May 25, 2016, 04:55:24 PM
The Castle of Fu Manchu
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Olivia Bauer

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May 26, 2016, 08:47:11 AM Last Edit: May 26, 2016, 11:46:50 AM by A.J. Bauer
Captain America II: Death Too Soon and Howling II: Stirba Werewolf B***h a.k.a. Your Sister Is a Werewolf.

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Both star Reb Brown (Known for Space Mutiny) for some reason.

Archivist

#4
May 26, 2016, 09:25:42 PM
Oh wow, for me, Jaguar Lives existed only as vaguely remembered mention in a 80's martial arts magazine.  Joe Lewis was a huge karate champion, and studied JKD with Bruce Lee as well.  I never thought I would see a movie with Joe Lewis in it.  Thank you!
"Many others since have tried & failed at making a watchable parasite slug movie" - LilCerberus

Chainsawmidget

#5
June 04, 2016, 01:58:35 PM
... I liked The Return of Captain Invincible.    :bluesad:

Trevor

#6
June 06, 2016, 01:53:18 AM
Safari 3000 with Sir Christopher as Barf Vader.

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Archivist

#7
June 06, 2016, 07:59:04 AM
Christopher Lee in yellowface for Terror of the Tongs (1961).

The French trailer!

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alandhopewell

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June 07, 2016, 12:43:09 PM
   1977's END OF THE WORLD....

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     I had a copy of this a few years ago; the wife and I laughed ourselves silly. I just got another copy in the SCI-FI FEVER set I just bought.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

alandhopewell

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June 07, 2016, 12:45:24 PM
Quote from: Trevor on June 06, 2016, 01:53:18 AM
Safari 3000 with Sir Christopher as Barf Vader.



     I'd blocked that one out, Trev; thanks for sharing.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

alandhopewell

#10
June 07, 2016, 12:48:32 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on May 25, 2016, 04:31:05 PM
Well, There's THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE (1983), in which he really tries to shine in a stinker in which the director is deliberately trying to make him look bad...

And then there's KILLER FORCE (1976), in which he "looks" pretty creepy as a guy who likes his switchblade, but his refined, articulate accent can't quite grasp the thuggish vernacular...

  I watched KILLER FORCE on a double bill with DR. BLACK AND MR. HYDE at 3 am at the Wood Theatre in Chicago, 1976.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

alandhopewell

#11
June 07, 2016, 01:01:11 PM
     This HAD to be posted; STARSHIP INVASIONS!

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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Flangepart

#12
June 14, 2016, 11:30:32 AM
JAGUAR LIVES! Wee-hee-hee-hee-hee...Oh, that is SO ripe for riffing. The opening credits look like they're ducking punches. And that cast! Chris ain't alone in this house payment flick.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

AoTFan

#13
June 21, 2016, 10:55:55 PM

I don't know the title, but didn't he have a role in like this really bad softcore film that he didn't even know it was sleazy because they filmed his scene separate from most of the other raunchy stuff? 

Remember reading that somewhere.

(shrugs)

LilCerberus

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June 21, 2016, 11:10:09 PM
Quote from: AoTFan on June 21, 2016, 10:55:55 PM

I don't know the title, but didn't he have a role in like this really bad softcore film that he didn't even know it was sleazy because they filmed his scene separate from most of the other raunchy stuff? 

Remember reading that somewhere.

(shrugs)


You mean Eugenie De Sade or To The Devil A Daughter?
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