The State of Georgia versus Denver Fenton Allen

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Yeah I know this is from earlier this year, but I just became aware of it tonight;   

It's not often that we post courtroom transcripts here, but in the case of The State of Georgia v. Denver Fenton Allen, we really didn't have any choice but to post the completely bats**t insane back-and-forth between Mr. Allen and the presiding judge in the case, the honorable J. Bryant Durham Jr. (if you'd prefer to just read the whole thing right now, click here). And in case you think we're pulling a joke here and making this up, we assure you that is not the case.

Mr. Allen has been accused of murder, and would like a new court-appointed attorney, as he claims his first one has failed him in a number of ways, including not providing him with all of the discovery evidence, and purposely tanking his case because he won't let him suck Mr. Allen's d**k.

Here's a PDF of the original transcript, in all it's quite obscene glory.

And Adult Swim of course had to recreate the exchange;

http://youtu.be/7vN_PEmeKb0

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And here he is again...

Allen then went on to talk about his health problems and him being mistreated at the Floyd County Jail.

It was at that point Allen asked the court to dismiss his court-appointed attorney, in which Sparks denied.

Allen then went on an outburst saying, "I will murder his whole family," before turning to Judge Sparks saying, "I will murder your whole family."

Sparks then ordered Allen to be removed from the courtroom.