Bumper Stickers for B-fans : " My other car is a 6000 SUX!"

[Flangepart]

I drive for a living. I also used to be a Cab driver. Is it any wonder i'm Paranoid!!? With that i mind.....what bumper sticker would you like to put on the back of your faveorite mode of ground transport?  I have a few possabilites........ " Batmobile : stealth mode engaged." ...... "Outfitted by Burt Gummer." ...... "Die, Kaiju, Die!". ...... "In case of Rapture, can i have your car?" ...... " Do Electric sheep dream of Harrison Ford?". ...... "Frankenstein Driving School : score points with us!". ...... "Dude, wheres my brain?". ...... "Ken Begg : When 20 pages is too short." ...... " The Heritic Head of Ezra Pound says, get off the $#&%* Cell phone!". ...... " Turn now, or die.". ...... " Trust the Force my ass, use your turn signals!". ...... " Borntreger Sch. of Film Appreciation & Marksmanship : If it sucks, its skeet. ...... well, you get the point......what say you?

[systemcr4sh]

"Wanna Date?"

-Dan

[J.R.]

"I'd Rather Be Driving."

[Lee]

"Wanna see what's in my trunk?"

[john]

"Powered by Mr. Fusion"

"The future or bust!"

[John Morgan]

"Warning: This Vehicle may enter the 8th Dimension at any moment"

"Puberty Love: The song that will save us all."

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but the square root of the cube of the difference of the inverse cosine..."

[Jay O'Connor]

Actually saw this one on a truck I was behind.  A picture of the "Enterprise" and a caption that read "If you can read this, you're in phaser range"

[BlackAngel]

"This vehicle is powered be my own flatulance."

"If you read this, you're really kissing my ass!"

"Hey, girl, wanna go where no girl's gone before?"

[AndyC]

"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are"

"I don't want any commies in my car. No Christians either."

And my personal favourite:

"Best damn car in the yard"