Really ROTTEN Christmas music

[Allhallowsday]

I heard this on the radio today and my jaw dropped.  I remember complaining to my little sister 24 years ago (or so) because my family was at her house on Christmas day and NEIL DIAMOND's first Christmas album was playing in an endless loop...    NEIL's version of "White Christmas" is wretched... It just gets worse:  

http://youtu.be/74gaA8bHl28

[javakoala]

This piece of steaming fecal matter was on an endless loop at Hastings when I used to work there. It ranks up there with the Boyz II Men Christmas songs. And people wonder why I HATE most Christmas songs made after the 70s.

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[retrorussell]

This one always makes my eardrums beg for a quick death:
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN- Bruce Springsteen
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And anything Michael Bolton does for Christmas.. well, ANY song of his for ANY event or non-event.. is 100% USDA pain.
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And this unbelievably repetitive "standard", which is like having your kneecap split open and shins broken by a baseball bat.
WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME- Paul McCartney
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Bah humbug, this music bites.

[indianasmith]

That's not bad Christmas music; THIS is bad Christmas music:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfCRuzeDC9w

[Mofo Rising]

I really don't like Christmas music, but I can always find time for this little ditty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

Stop everything and listen to it in its entirety, you'll be doing yourself a favor.

[RCMerchant]

I really don't like Christmas music, but I can always find time for this little ditty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

Stop everything and listen to it in its entirety, you'll be doing yourself a favor.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Allhallowsday]

Time for the big guns: "Dominic the Christmas Donkey" 

http://youtu.be/hYlvfX3nwlc

[javakoala]

I really don't like Christmas music, but I can always find time for this little ditty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

Stop everything and listen to it in its entirety, you'll be doing yourself a favor.

That.

Oh my god.

It...this version....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RCMerchant]

this is putrid...

http://youtu.be/ADbJLo4x-tk

I'm not sure wtf this is-but it's pretty dam funny 


http://youtu.be/6FFHgDD21MI

[retrorussell]

Good ol' Gunther-- he has an interesting way of "looking cool".

I've always hated "Santa Baby", no matter who sang it.. it's so slutty.

Ouch.. "Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year"-- Tiny Tim
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[Allhallowsday]

Good ol' Gunther-- he has an interesting way of "looking cool".

I've always hated "Santa Baby", no matter who sang it.. it's so slutty.

Ouch.. "Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year"-- Tiny Tim
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I'm one of the idiots who like some TINY TIM.  But that is truly ROTTEN.  

HARRY CONNICK JR "Winter Wonderland"
http://youtu.be/5hkZ2HrQ5-U  

And then there's this:  
http://youtu.be/xzV9DIL_vrM

[alandhopewell]

Good ol' Gunther-- he has an interesting way of "looking cool".

I've always hated "Santa Baby", no matter who sang it.. it's so slutty.

Ouch.. "Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year"-- Tiny Tim
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I'm one of the idiots who like some TINY TIM.  But that is truly ROTTEN.  

HARRY CONNICK JR "Winter Wonderland"
http://youtu.be/5hkZ2HrQ5-U  

And then there's this:  
http://youtu.be/xzV9DIL_vrM

     Patsy and Elmo should've been deported for GGROBAR.

[Allhallowsday]

this is putrid...
http://youtu.be/ADbJLo4x-tk
...

I couldn't disagree more.  It is corny, but I like that clip.    

I love THE BEACH BOYS.  But not this: 

http://youtu.be/e09jPx-ZQ6o 

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

[Leah]

I'm probably in the minority here, but I f**king hate this song
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It feels like my ears are bleeding.

[Allhallowsday]

NEIL DIAMOND "White Christmas"  

http://youtu.be/ER5IF2S7H3U