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« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2019, 03:38:55 AM »

My review from my stay in Bloemfontein:

https://www.tripadvisor.co.za/Hotel_Review-g312564-d1238007-Reviews-Protea_Hotel_Bloemfontein_Willow_Lake-Bloemfontein_Free_State.html

Not a bad place: situated almost in a zoo.  Smile
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« Reply #31 on: July 11, 2019, 07:24:38 AM »

Plot twist: Trevor is the owner of all these South African hotels, and is hoping the Badmovies readers will be intrigued enough to want to try their luck at them.
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« Reply #32 on: July 11, 2019, 07:54:32 AM »

Plot twist: Trevor is the owner of all these South African hotels, and is hoping the Badmovies readers will be intrigued enough to want to try their luck at them.


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« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2021, 11:27:16 AM »

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First time but not the last time here.

I was a bit upset when my normal choice for a business trip stay in Bloemfontein was fully booked but I enjoyed my stay here: food and rooms were great. Special thanks to Sizwe who checked me in early last Friday as I was tired from my trip by car from Pretoria.

I have one little complaint: the dividing walls between each room - I stayed in room 204 - are paper thin, (dry walls) so much so that if your next-door neighbour breaks wind, you scramble for the air-freshener.

Other than that minor quibble, I will be back.
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« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2022, 10:59:44 AM »

This from an expensive game lodge in South Africa: how the hell do you cause so much s**t with your entitlemental (accent on the MENTAL) that the owners ban you from the premises?  Buggedout Buggedout

https://www.tripadvisor.co.za/Hotel_Review-g616015-d1469207-Reviews-Kololo_Game_Reserve-Vaalwater_Waterberg_Limpopo_Province.html
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« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2022, 11:04:35 AM »

This from an expensive game lodge in South Africa: how the hell do you cause so much s**t with your entitlemental (accent on the MENTAL) that the owners ban you from the premises?  Buggedout Buggedout

https://www.tripadvisor.co.za/Hotel_Review-g616015-d1469207-Reviews-Kololo_Game_Reserve-Vaalwater_Waterberg_Limpopo_Province.html

I don't know about that one but I have heard if you smoke while at Djuma, you are asked to leave. I've heard that, don't know it for sure.
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« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2022, 10:47:17 AM »

I went to Cape Town last month but this isn't my review:  Buggedout

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Location is on the very edge of the Victoria and Alfred Waterfront...no good. Rooms are of a low standard, staff cannot be bothered and our first room had a broken toilet and smelled of p**s...a bad "Travelodge" is the best way to describe this place next to a noisy building site....I do not recommend this hotel.
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