Ten Random Facts About Yourself

[RCMerchant]

Since his thread was started a few years ago, not much has changed except-
. I do model kits. Old Aurora monster kits mostly. Though I have done a Big Daddy Roth kit and plan on doing more.
.I smoke a lot more pot.
.I drink less!

[ER]

1) Homo
2) Furry
3) Atheist
4) Socialist scum
5) Little bit of a snob
6) ADHD
7) Autistic
8) Bad at math
9) Would suck thirty-six dicks for a plate of spicy tuna
10) Fat

1) Hetero
2) Nothing below the eyebrows
3) Theist
4) Conservative scum
5) Too insecure to be snobby
6) Attention Surplus Disorder
7) Parahyperthymesiac
8) Good at math but hate it
9) Wouldn't suck thirty-six dicks for a plate of spicy tuna
10) Not fat but told I should add muscle weight

(See what I mean? Eerily opposites.  )

[Olivia Bauer]

Well, I was kinda joking on some of those.

I don't identify as a socialist but there are some policies on that end of the political isle I can see use for. So obviously I get labed a socialist.

And the thirty six dicks was a reference to Clerks. I just really like spicy tuna.

[indianasmith]

1.  I got duct taped to a goal post today.
2.  I do double duty as a history teacher and football game announcer for our home games.
3.  I've been accused of having a man crush on Julius Caesar.
4.  I have eaten bear meat.
5.  I once held an Australian Death adder in my bare hands.
6.  I have the blood pressure of a teenage athlete.
7.  My car was once totaled while sitting in my driveway.
8.  I've gotten to hear two U.S. presidents speak.
9.  I have drunk from the Jordan River.
10.  I once drove a car so rusted out that you could look through the hole in the floorboard and see the road beneath you.

[ER]

1.  I got duct taped to a goal post today.
2.  I do double duty as a history teacher and football game announcer for our home games.
3.  I've been accused of having a man crush on Julius Caesar.
4.  I have eaten bear meat.
5.  I once held an Australian Death adder in my bare hands.
6.  I have the blood pressure of a teenage athlete.
7.  My car was once totaled while sitting in my driveway.
8.  I've gotten to hear two U.S. presidents speak.
9.  I have drunk from the Jordan River.
10.  I once drove a car so rusted out that you could look through the hole in the floorboard and see the road beneath you.

Was the person who taped you to the goal post by any chance dressed as Julius Caesar? Hubba-hubba.,... 

[indianasmith]

1.  I got duct taped to a goal post today.
2.  I do double duty as a history teacher and football game announcer for our home games.
3.  I've been accused of having a man crush on Julius Caesar.
4.  I have eaten bear meat.
5.  I once held an Australian Death adder in my bare hands.
6.  I have the blood pressure of a teenage athlete.
7.  My car was once totaled while sitting in my driveway.
8.  I've gotten to hear two U.S. presidents speak.
9.  I have drunk from the Jordan River.
10.  I once drove a car so rusted out that you could look through the hole in the floorboard and see the road beneath you.

Was the person who taped you to the goal post by any chance dressed as Julius Caesar? Hubba-hubba.,... 

Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[RCMerchant]

1. I can butcher and cook a snapping turtle.
2. Billy Idol bought me a drink at a bar in Long Island.
3. I got my name in Psychotronic magazine 3 times.
4. I used to chew tobacco.
5. I hitchhiked cross country when I was 16.
6. I dropped out of high school.
7. I haven't had a driver's license since 1984.
8. I have never been married.
9. I had 3 brothers ( one died), 1 step brother, 1 step sister, and 2 half sisters.
10. Both my parents are dead, yet my step grandmother is 99 years old.

[ER]

Ten Random Bad Things About Myself----Some With Explanations

1. I make horses nervous just by being around them; I think they sense my fear.

2. As a teenager I quit talking to my mom for about a year; when I did next talk to her I asked if I could give her wedding dress to Goodwill.

3. I once dropped an F-bomb on someone at his dad's funeral; he mostly laughed. (Mostly.)

4. I went out with the man I eventually married from 2001 to 2003 without having sex with him; I made up for it later.

5. I accidentally ruined the ending of Soylent Green for someone; I'd never seen it myself.

6. I "borrowed" a $3,400 pair of infrared/night vision goggles from the Air Force and....kept them a while? (Shrug, the Air Force has mounds of the damn things lying around.)

7. After bragging how I could handle myself in the wild, I got so freaked about rattlesnakes in  Texas I made the man I was with walk ahead of me up this sagebrush-covered hill at dusk, so he'd be the one to get bitten.

8. Years ago I left a b***hy message on my friend's voice mail about her standing me up for going to the movies together, and it turned out she was in the hospital having a miscarriage. (In my defense I hadn't known she was pregnant.)

9. I once participated in an amorous act beside the grave of Civil War hero General "Fightin' Joe" Hooker. (Are you going to pretend having a Civil Wargasm isn't on your bucket list?)

10. When my friend pointed out some guy who was a jerk to her, I went into the restaurant where he was with his buds and said I thought it was completely wrong of his last girlfriend to go around making fun of his small penis, since that wasn't his fault. (IN fairness he did seem like he'd be under-endowed.)

[ER]

(Number six maybe wasn't as bad as it sounds. Knowing I could have been given the equipment under the table to use for a few days I just took the device home with me to use at night in my woods and brought it back. The reason I didn't ask was I didn't want to add to my growing debts in the favor bank. I figured nobody would notice if I got it back between inventories and no one did.)

[Trevor]

1. While I am an only child, I have three sisters and three brothers (peeps who are not blood family but we are as close as family).
2. My very special niece and nephew call me Uncle Zombie.
3. I came out in 2003 as bisexual: that was a truly wonderful experience.
4. I'm celibate and have been since 2004.
5. I will very rarely walk out of a movie but I did this with Rambo Last Blood.
6. I have no time for racists and homophobes.
7. I will seriously assault a child abuser.
8. I very rarely drive anywhere anymore.
9. Knowing me well and liking me is not easy.
10. All except one of my teachers wrote me off as 'unteachable'.

[ER]

1. I am more fond of some trees than I am many people.
2. If you're someone I love, there's almost nothing I would not do for you.
3. I need to go out alone at night or I start feeling melancholy.
4. If I give you my word I will keep it.
5. Every few years I seem to need to express accumulated sadness.
6. I keep writing first-person biographies of people I know.
7. I believe in the preternatural but not the supernatural.
8. I regret never telling Amy Krouse Rosenthal how much she meant to me.
9. I know a man who believes he is a Klingon in a human body.
10. I was considered rude for saying I go to my daughter's soccer matches to watch her play, not to converse with other parents.

[Trevor]

9. Knowing me well and liking me is not easy.

I should just add that if you get to know me well, it's quite easy to like me and you have a friend for life.