Your Movie Sucks: Unfriended

[Olivia Bauer]

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I know I post this guy's stuff all the time but this is by far my favorite review of his.
It also gives me an excuse to talk about how bad a now irrelevant movie is.

I'm not sure how the f**k this movie was able to sell tickets to begin with.
The trailer alone looked really bad to me and the title made me literally LOL.

Frankly, it's amazing how bad the editing in this movie is. You can actually see jump-cuts
of all f**king things on everyone's Skype feed.

Anyway, as for the review I've noticed he cleverly replaced some character's webcam footage
with YouTube vloggers. He had Nostalgia Critic and Big Man Tyrone front and center but that's
not what I'm talking about.

The vloggers that he snuck in are just people that stand/sit in front of their webcams.
Sadly the only one I was able to both remember and recognize was Shoe0nHead.
Let me know if you recognize anybody.

Also since I'm a massive furf*g I was able to get some of the references at
7:20. The Chrome page marked "Jasonafex" is a reference to the popular furry porn
animator of the same name. So I guess the joke there is that Adam clearly has furry porn running
when he's showing his volume. The Unity game on the far-right is a furry porn game.
A game that coincidentally is made by Jasonafex. I don't know what Yiffalicious and Cathouse
Tale are but now I'm tempted to check it out. Sorry if I grossed anyone else by talking
about my fetish but you can blame Adam for putting those jokes there to start with.

[Chainsawmidget]

I can't even talk myself into watching a movie with that title.

[316zombie]

  this forum is DEFINITELY going downhill...

[Olivia Bauer]

this forum is DEFINITELY going downhill...

What do you mean?

[claws]

I thought this movie was interesting in an experimental kind of way. Talk about minimalistic lol
This is the kind of thing that should've been uploaded on youtube. It would've been more effective that way I think but hey, it made good box office so what do I know.

[Olivia Bauer]

I thought this movie was interesting in an experimental kind of way. Talk about minimalistic lol
This is the kind of thing that should've been uploaded on youtube. It would've been more effective that way I think but hey, it made good box office so what do I know.

Another big flaw is that the main characters pretty much have no chance of surviving this.

It was basically an hour long execution.
(Excluding the boring Skype s**t at the start.)