Meanwhile in a Texas movie theater

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A Texas couple didn't ever hear of getting a room 

A San Antonio couple faces charges of public lewdness after theater employees reported catching the two having sex during a movie last week.

Melissa Dawn Feist-McCuistion, 39, and Adam Emmet Lee, 40, were arrested early Thursday at the Santikos Casa Blanca cinema, the San Antonio Express-News reports.

An employee reported being "shocked" upon finding Feist-McCuistion performing a sex act on Lee in the theater and left to tell a manager, according to an incident report.

When they got back, the couple was having sex "really fast," the document says.

[Trevor]

They were just acting out a scene from the movie / TV series Peyton Place called "Photography": turn off the lights and see what develops