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(Guess) Man to 911: My wife is a spider!

Started by sprite75, January 18, 2018, 08:23:46 PM

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Florida man got into the good stuff

QuoteWilliam Rutger, a 61-year-old Tarpon Springs resident, first called 911 around 1:30 AM Tuesday and told a police operator that his spouse was an arachnid. Rutger added that he wanted her involuntarily admitted for a mental examination per the state's Baker Act.

Rutger, seen at right, was slurring his words and appeared intoxicated, according to a responding patrolman. Officer Jacob Miller explained to Rutger--who was not expressing "coherent thoughts"--that the 911 system was for emergencies only. Miller did not arrest Rutger.

Shortly after 3 AM, when Rutger again dialed 911 to say that his wife was a black widow spider, Miller returned to Rutger's residence and placed him in handcuffs.

Rutger is a retired lawyer and the author of "The Alcoholic's Guide to Adventure," a 2009 autobiography that is described on Amazon as a "lighthearted jaunt into the sublime world of drunken decadence."
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Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

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Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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