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RCMerchant
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« on: February 14, 2018, 05:02:16 AM »

I was reading a post on here and there was some mention of the 'Karma" button.

I don't give out a lot of karma- and NEVER bad- being as I had my karma button disabled years ago (just seemed silly.)
But there was a time many moons ago when an idiot named WYRE WIZARD slithered among the tombstones of this board- and I would give him negative karma just for being alive.

Here's an example of one of his posts-


"208    Movies / Bad Movies / Re: Absolute worst film idea in hostory   on: December 21, 2006, 11:34:43 PM

Look, Black Christmas is more than just a movie, its a message.  Its a message from the the producers of it that say "Go out and kill innocent people on Christmas day."  Just like Jaws said "Kill all sharks.  They're our natural enemies"

Silent Night Deadly Night had a similar message.  

I was part of a cyberprotest against Silent Night Deadly Night.  We sent a letter to the producers of that film saying "Recall this movie, never show it again and never make another film of a similar theme.  Don't send an evil message about Christmas."  It was too bad they ignored it."

He would also post as someone else and defend himself!!!!  BounceGiggle

I kinda miss his ego trip s**t.  Bluesad

Oh yeah- and me abusing him.  BounceGiggle

Go back and read some of his posts- they're hilarious!
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2018, 07:22:09 AM »

One of the most smited members this board has ever had!
he was so hung up on "reality flaws" in movies.
Kind of miss him . . . NOT!!
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2018, 07:26:18 AM »

I got the impression he'd quit just before I joined but I'd seen a few posts from him on some older topics I've read through since. They were certainly... interesting.
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2018, 07:34:18 AM »

-24 karma!

If I remember right, he changed his name along the way.
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2018, 08:45:22 AM »

-24 karma!

If I remember right, he changed his name along the way.


He tried to come back under a different name, claiming to be a friend of WyreWizard who wrote and spoke EXACTLY like him. Like we would believe there were two of them in this world.

He seldom bothered me, but there was something obviously off about him mentally.

I assume this is the same guy:

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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2018, 11:10:06 AM »

WTF?  Stating the obvious like it's some kinda revolutionary thinking.

I can see why he wouldn't have ever been married.

Whatta mo-mo.


I like this one better.

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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2018, 12:18:08 PM »

I was afraid to make fun of him most of the time. Because he was a Wizard and stuff.
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2018, 12:32:43 PM »

I remember the name but I nothing else about this person. Now y'all got me curious. Anything of his left to go back and look at?

BTW, Burgomaster, that was incredibly funny!
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2018, 12:43:52 PM »

I remember the name but I nothing else about this person. Now y'all got me curious. Anything of his left to go back and look at?

BTW, Burgomaster, that was incredibly funny!

Oh yeah- it's all there in the back pages. Just look in your profile-theirs a  thing that says "Who's karma did I change?".
Click on that and look just below the karma posts- it will show WW in the 'most negative karma' section. Click on his name-and  you can read his manifestos!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
http://ronaldcmerchant.tumblr.com/
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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2018, 01:29:48 PM »

Here's his posts: http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=293;sa=showPosts

I remember when his "friend" came back. Claimed to have spent hours/days trying to guess the site's URL before getting it right. Because in WryeWizard's reality, search engines don't exist.

EDIT: And here's where his "friend" showed up: http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,140727.msg499644.html#msg499644 Called himself DrSimonCowell.
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2018, 04:37:18 PM »

Oh yeah, I remember that guy. I think I responded "are you for real?" to one of his "reality flaw" posts once and I got the Great American Novel back from him in response. Total Froot Loop.
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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2018, 04:59:55 PM »

I think he was just an attention seeking troll.
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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2018, 11:02:46 PM »

I don't know.  Something about the way that guy wrote suggests to me that he actually believed what he was saying. 

I've ran into weirder people online. 


I do miss the guy though.  It was nice to have a punching bag. 
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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2018, 06:58:21 AM »

I do kinda regret smiting him for his review of Cat in the Hat though.
That movie was way, way worse than I remember.
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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2018, 03:06:16 PM »

You never know, maybe he has created another new identity and lies amongst us... waiting and watching...

When you go to bed tonight and close your eyes, try not to think of him watching you.

In the dark.






Sleep well.
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