Love on a Leash - An amazing good/bad movie

[Olivia Bauer]

https://youtu.be/gu5Pi82-G8c

T-This... This is real?

This is real. How the hell...?

[indianasmith]

OK, I couldn't even watch all of the review!

[Svengoolie 3]

AAAAAUUUIUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHJ!!!!!!!!

DO NOT WATCH THIS! NOT EVEN THE REVIEW!!!!

[javakoala]

It's available on Amazon Prime!!

Imma load up with soda and freshly ground -- umm, stuff, and go watch this. It can't be as bad and rape-y as "The Black Alley Cats" that I watched last night.

I'll let y'all know if I survive.

[javakoala]

Wow. Just wow. Not even sure how to describe the experience. Like having your brain plucked out, steamrollered, and then poured back in your head with a good shake to fill all the air pockets.

Hey, I had two chimis, some herbal therapy, PLUS a 24 oz. Corona, and you know what? I stayed awake. The ending is a hot mess that allows you have your happy ending AND wipe clean any untied threads.

Oh, it is bad, though. And not even funny bad most of the time. More like "What the hell is this new bulls**t?" bad. Don't like the rules? Give the movie a few minutes to magically pull new ones out of its digital ass. Don't like a character? Unless it is the main couple, you probably won't have to put up with them for very long before they vanish until needed again.

That reviewer seemed to gloss over the fact that the dog pretty much explains he is a human in dog form right from the start. Maybe he took too big of a hit on that bong to remember.

It's a groaner and the odd lack of incidental music is jarring, but it isn't a new low. These young punks need to put in 50 years of bad movie watching before they make any such claim. Pishers

[Olivia Bauer]

AAAAAUUUIUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHJ!!!!!!!!

DO NOT WATCH THIS! NOT EVEN THE REVIEW!!!!

OK, I couldn't even watch all of the review!

Really?

[Pacman000]

What are you talking about? This is a great movie! Over 3000 IMDb reviewers give this 10/10 stars! 

On a more serious note, it does look like a real movie instead of a home video. A pox upon Apple for giving everyone with a phone a decent video camera.

[Olivia Bauer]

If you asked me before what I'd think of a movie called "Love on a Leash" my first assumption would be that it's some sort of BDSM film. I'd also automatically assume it's better than 50 Shades.

[javakoala]

I'd also automatically assume it's better than 50 Shades.

It is. Trust me. Not a recommendation, but it is better. Hell, it's better than "Twilight" but then so was "Gigli".