Lecturing again on Monday

[Trevor]

More bored students Monday afternoon: whoopee. 

[Alex]

Take a catapult and some used undies. Anyone falls asleep and "SPLAT!"

[Trevor]

Take a catapult and some used undies. Anyone falls asleep and "SPLAT!"

That actually happened last year: I was lecturing at a film school and one of the students fell asleep in class. I would have said something if my younger colleague wasn't there, like "Do you need a pillow?" or "Freddy Krueger's on his way.." 

[ER]

Pthfuffrgh, those drowsy kids should recognize they're in the presence of the near moderate greatness that is our Trevor and stand-to. What's wrong with them?

[Svengoolie 3]

Pass out free shots of monster or red bull at the class entrance.