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I may have found a movie too bad to review here....

Started by Svengoolie 3, March 06, 2018, 03:09:42 AM

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Svengoolie 3

 Kung fu from beyond the grave.  I'll... Let the clip speak for itself.

Forgive me for posting this.



http://youtu.be/R2LjkvbKwpQ
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Svengoolie 3

But hey,  he was still a better Dracula than the one in Dracula 3000...
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Rev. Powell

I believe that' "Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave." Looks like a hoot.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Svengoolie 3

I'm kinda surprised it doesn't end up on more bad movie review sites.  It sure looks qualified...
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Chainsawmidget

That clip of the movie is more entertaining than some entire movies I've watched. 

Rev. Powell

It's not even the only kung fu movie made where a monk fights Dracula. See also THE DRAGON LIVES AGAIN:

http://youtu.be/RzryhkghJjc

There's also a scene in this one where they fight Popeye.

Kung fu movies are some of the best bad movies! But they all run together after you watch a bunch of them.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Ted C

"Slugs?  He created slugs? I would have started with lasers, six o'clock, day one!" -- Evil, Time Bandits

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: Ted C on March 07, 2018, 10:49:21 PM
I am wondering why the hero has a zombie army.

You want logic and sensible plot in a wuxia movie?  What universe are you from?

But if you insist....

Maybe the good guy's zombies are the bodies of people murdered by the bad guy who he has raised from the dead to get revenge on their murderer.
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316zombie

personally, i'ma fan of the hopping vampires.. they make me giggle!  :cheers:

Chainsawmidget

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on March 06, 2018, 03:15:07 AM
But hey,  he was still a better Dracula than the one in Dracula 3000...

You can find better Dracula's than the one in Dracula 3000 at those Halloween pop-up stores. 

That movie might just have the worst Dracula I've ever seen in it.

Alex

Quote from: 316zombie on March 10, 2018, 02:35:19 AM
personally, i'ma fan of the hopping vampires.. they make me giggle!  :cheers:

This post reminded me of a film I really need to get a copy of. It was Dracula film Hammer made set in the far east. Think it had a title like the seven golden vampires or something. I must go and google it, won't be hard to get the proper name.
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For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on May 15, 2018, 08:26:03 AM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on March 06, 2018, 03:15:07 AM
But hey,  he was still a better Dracula than the one in Dracula 3000...

You can find better Dracula's than the one in Dracula 3000 at those Halloween pop-up stores. 

That movie might just have the worst Dracula I've ever seen in it.

True, dat.
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316zombie

legend of the seven golden vampires, alex, in case you didn't find it yet. i own it, of course.

The Burgomaster

Quote from: 316zombie on May 20, 2018, 06:52:17 PM
legend of the seven golden vampires, alex, in case you didn't find it yet. i own it, of course.

That's a fun movie. I have the DVD with both LEGEND OF THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES and THE 7 BROTHERS MEET DRACULA (which is the same movie with a lot of footage cut out). One of these days I'm gonna watch both versions back-to-back.

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

LithiumHead

oh my! I immediately  looked this up.....wow,,,,just, wow. Thank you for this jewel!