Halloween 2018

[Trevor]

Am I the only person who enjoyed the first Rob Zombie Halloween and thought it compared well to the original?

Yes.  Nobody else in the entire world thinks this.  You should be ashamed of yourself.   

[clockworkcanary]

Since they've  been using a walliam shatner mask for decades i want to see him show up and sue for royalties. If myers tries anything he puts some priceline negotiator moves on the mute murderer.

I'm morbid, but...I'd just like to see Shatner on a killing spree rampage with a fixed facial expression, hehe.

[Svengoolie 3]

Speaking of morbid I just can't stop picturing Jamie Lee Curtis taking one of her massive, sagging b3wbz is both hands, doing a full body swing and knocking Meyers back like 40 feet or so.... Yes I'm a horrible person.

[Alex]

Did you know she was born with a penis? Random fact for you.

[Svengoolie 3]

Did you know she was born with a penis? Random fact for you.

That was a malicious rumor and never verified. I don't believe it because i used to really want to XXXX her and I don't want to xxxx anyone with a penis.

[FatFreddysCat]

I didn't hate Rob Zombie's first Halloween, but I didn't love it either.
I do think he spent waaaaayyy too much time on Michael's back story though... by the time he finally escaped from the asylum and went on his killing spree the movie was already more than half over, so the rest was like watching the original on fast-forward.

We shall not speak of his Halloween II, however.
There is no Rob Zombie Halloween II. That never happened. (*spit*)

[Alex]

Did you know she was born with a penis? Random fact for you.

That was a malicious rumor and never verified. I don't believe it because i used to really want to XXXX her and I don't want to xxxx anyone with a penis.

Just try not to get a mental image of her knocking Michael 40 feet back with a penis instead. Seeing something like that everytime you close your eyes could lead to serious mental trauma.

[RCMerchant]

Am I the only person who enjoyed the first Rob Zombie Halloween and thought it compared well to the original?

Yes.  Nobody else in the entire world thinks this.  You should be ashamed of yourself.   

I like the Rob Zombie HALLOWEEN too. It's the 'white trash' take on it.
But in NO WAY touches John Carpenters classic.

[RCMerchant]

I saw HALLOWEEN, the first one, in Queens, NY, with my Ma and brother Glenn. My Ma screamed through the whole movie. 
But the whole theater was screaming. So it was cool.