Who eats this s**t?

[RCMerchant]

alex, i'm guessing i don't need to give kristi my recipe for peanut butter and bourbon glaze for pork, then?

I'll take it! Booze, peanut  butter and pork chops.
Life don't get no better!

[Alex]

She needs nothing involving peanut butter. Trust me.

[316zombie]

here you go ronnie.
DON'T LOOK, KRISTI!

1/2 a cup of smooth peanut butter
1/2 a cup  of bourbon
1/4 cup of ketchup
3 teaspoons of vinegar, any kind
1/4 cup of grapefruit juice
2 tablespoons( packed) of  light brown sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon each of cumin, black pepper, cayenne pepper and ground ginger


dump it all in a saucepan and simmer for about 30 minutes. taste it, it might need more salt, depending on how sweet the juice is. this should be very thck, so you can " paint " it onto your meat. i use this for all kinds of pork, my bro says it's really good on fish too.

you CAN make it sweeter, f you like sweet glaze, just use OJ and add another tablespoon of sugar.

[RCMerchant]

Nope. I ain't for sweet. Sounds great! THANK YOU. I wonder if it would make a good BBQ sauce...?
I'm gonna try that next time I fire up the grill! 

[316zombie]

sure, you just add a bit more vinegar and a bit more juice to thin it out some. i use that version for chops and burgers. for steaks or brisket, just use a little less peanut butter and a bit more salt.

[316zombie]

i should pull up my BBQ sauce file, i went through a 3 year period of creating them at work for various livestock and ranchers conventions. idiot that i am, i just gave the recipes away, i probably could have sold them instead, lol!

[RCMerchant]

I love to cook. And cooking on the grill-heaven!

[316zombie]

i'll pull up my file this evening and post some others for you tomorrow, okay? i've got some that are for slow cooking in the oven, you'll need a good baster. i recommend the glass ones, much easier to sanitize them than plastic.

[RCMerchant]

i'll pull up my file this evening and post some others for you tomorrow, okay? i've got some that are for slow cooking in the oven, you'll need a good baster. i recommend the glass ones, much easier to sanitize them than plastic.

I got both. I'm a cook from waaay back.

[Olivia Bauer]

...crushed saltines inna glass with buttermilk and stirred it up like it was a milkshake.

...What the f**k?

...ham and cheese and peanut butter sandwich...

That doesn't sound like a good mix but I'm more likely to try that than whatever the hell that first thing is.

Peanut butter and hamburger...

I cannot possibly imagine that tasting good. Even the textures don't mix.

...half pound ground beef patty, plus bacon, pulled pork, sausage, and brisket.
With mayo and all the veggies...

That doesn't sound that unusual. I don't like bacon or sausage but it seems like a normal thing Americans would eat.

Peanut butter and MEAT?!?!?!?!?

The whole damn world is just siiiiiick...  

What he said.

Grampa Bonarski usta eat pickled pigs feet.
He weighed about 3 hundred pounds.On Thanksgiving one year drunken slob came to the table year in his f**king underwear and slobbred on pickeled pigs feet. I about puked.

If any of my family did that I would never speak to them again.

Fried sliced pickles are amazing...

I don't like pickles so I can't comment.

...peanut butter, banana, honey, and granola sandwiches...

That sounds... Decent actually, I'll have to try that.

...peanut butter and bourbon glaze for pork...

Alcohol literally tastes like something that belongs under my sink. I can't imagine ingesting it for the taste.
Ick. It does remind me that Mom makes cupcakes called "Irish Car Bombs" once in awhile. I think they changed the name for reasons I can't possibly imagine.  

Here's what it's made of: "To replicate the drink, I baked up Guinness chocolate cupcakes, filled them with a Jameson whiskey chocolate ganache, and topped them with a Baileys Irish Cream-spiked version of my favorite vanilla buttercream frosting." (Source)

Mom always made a couple without the whiskey for me since I think it ruins the taste.

There were also these cupcakes she made once that had bacon in them. I don't like bacon or booze so they just seemed like perfectly good cupcakes being ruined.

1/2 a cup of smooth peanut butter
1/2 a cup  of bourbon
1/4 cup of ketchup
3 teaspoons of vinegar, any kind
1/4 cup of grapefruit juice
2 tablespoons( packed) of  light brown sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon each of cumin, black pepper, cayenne pepper and ground ginger


dump it all in a saucepan and simmer for about 30 minutes. taste it, it might need more salt, depending on how sweet the juice is. this should be very thck, so you can " paint " it onto your meat. i use this for all kinds of pork, my bro says it's really good on fish too.

you CAN make it sweeter, f you like sweet glaze, just use OJ and add another tablespoon of sugar.

*Vomits*

---Verdict---

You guys are weird.