A or B?

[Leah]

Poker. It has a dead man's hand.

A. Chicken.  B. Pork chops.

Chicken

Neither.
A. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Or
B. That '70s Show?

Buffy

Alucard or Dracula?

[claws]

Dracula

A. Adam Sandler or B. Melissa McCarthy

[RCMerchant]

Poker. It has a dead man's hand.

A. Chicken.  B. Pork chops.

I'll bite on that one-A. Chicken! I love chicken.

[RCMerchant]

Dracula

A. Adam Sandler or B. Melissa McCarthy

B. Melissa McCarthy

A. Liverwurst or B. Tounge

[ER]

A. Liverwurst

A. Be forced by a compulsion to give in once per week at a random time to yell a racial slur at the top of your lungs

Or

B. Once a week be forced to give in to an impulse to sexually harass a blood relative of the same gender as you?

[RCMerchant]

A. Liverwurst

A. Be forced by a compulsion to give in once per week at a random time to yell a racial slur at the top of your lungs

Or

B. Once a week be forced to give in to an impulse to sexually harass a blood relative of the same gender as you?

C. Commit suicide.
A. Juicy Fruit or B. Bazooka

[ER]

A. Juicy Fruit
A. Altoids
B. Tic-tacs?

[RCMerchant]

A. Liverwurst

Ugh! My stepmother used to feed us sandwiches's and kool-aid every day when I was a kid for lunch. Mostly peanut butter and jelly. But sometimes-in the dead of summer-liverwurst and mayo . I think she was trying to poison us.

[ER]

A. Liverwurst

Ugh! My stepmother used to feed us sandwiches's and kool-aid every day when I was a kid for lunch. Mostly peanut butter and jelly. But sometimes-in the dead of summer-liverwurst and mayo . I think she was trying to poison us.

I had it once and wondered if evil tasted like that.

[claws]

A. Liverwurst

Ugh! My stepmother used to feed us sandwiches's and kool-aid every day when I was a kid for lunch. Mostly peanut butter and jelly. But sometimes-in the dead of summer-liverwurst and mayo . I think she was trying to poison us.

If she was serving it with ... MAYO (wtf?) I actually believe she was trying to poison you. What a way to ruin liverwurst.
Here in Germany liverwurst is usually spread on a slice of crusty rustic bread (never on soft white bread. That is nasty). Depending on the type (and quality) of liverwurst, some like to add either (Bavarian) mustard, pickles, roasted onions, apple slices or coarse ground Black Pepper.

I recommend trying boiled and smoked liverwurst. It is quite delicious:

[Ticonderoga 64]

A. Altoids
B. Tic-tacs?

Tic-Tacs

A) Traci Lords

B) Sasha Grey

[Svengoolie 3]

Sasha grey. She didn't get people put in prison by lying and using a fake I. D.

A. Trinity Loren.  B. Gianna Michaels.

[Alex]

I'll go with A), although I have heard of neither of them.

A) Achieve your dreams, but at the cost of your soul.     B) Live your life as an underachiever.

[indianasmith]

B.  Life is short, the soul is eternal.

A.  Eat all you want of whatever you want and never get fat.
B.  Have all the sex you want for the rest of your life.

[ER]

B.  Life is short, the soul is eternal.

A.  Eat all you want of whatever you want and never get fat.
B.  Have all the sex you want for the rest of your life.

I'll take A. (Surprised? Lol)

A. Purple or B. Yellow?