Just reported myself to the mods

[Trevor]

In all the years I've been here, that's a first. 

[Allhallowsday]

Mods?  Really?  And who might they be? 

[bob]

Too many complaints about the smell of your undies? 

[Chainsawmidget]

Did you try talking it over with the guy first before you escalated things? 

[Svengoolie 3]

Well this is one they can;'t blame on me...

[indianasmith]

This reminds me of a story Ulysses Grant told about Confederate General Braxton Bragg:

Bragg was commandant of a fort out west before the Civil War.  The fort's quartermaster died, so Bragg took over both functions.
As quartermaster, he put in a requisition to the commandant to purchase some supplies.
As commandant, he denied his own request.
As quartermaster, he appealed to the Departmental commander for arbitration.
The General replied: "Bragg, you've started a fight with every officer in the army, and now you have started a fight with yourself!
I recommend settling it with a duel!"

[Svengoolie 3]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braxton_Bragg

[Trevor]

Mods?  Really?  And who might they be? 

Rev P ?

[Trevor]

Too many complaints about the smell of your undies? 

[Trevor]

This reminds me of a story Ulysses Grant told about Confederate General Braxton Bragg:

Bragg was commandant of a fort out west before the Civil War.  The fort's quartermaster died, so Bragg took over both functions.
As quartermaster, he put in a requisition to the commandant to purchase some supplies.
As commandant, he denied his own request.
As quartermaster, he appealed to the Departmental commander for arbitration.
The General replied: "Bragg, you've started a fight with every officer in the army, and now you have started a fight with yourself!
I recommend settling it with a duel!"

I'll bet he put in an order for pistols and then turned down the order for powder. 

[Allhallowsday]

Mods?  Really?  And who might they be? 

Rev P ?

The REV has been having difficulty getting on to this website for months.

[The Burgomaster]

[Trevor]

Umm... I don't think I reported myself to the Mod Squad. 

All I did was accidentally click on the report button and I got a message back saying "You can't report your own post to the moderators: that doesn't make sense!"

Try it on one of your own posts and see 

[Trevor]

Did you try talking it over with the guy first before you escalated things? 

Who?
Trevor.
Oh, that guy 

[Rev. Powell]

Well, now that I know about it, how long do you believe you should be banned for?

P.S. Sorry about letting the spam hang around, as noted it's a hassle for me to get on here nowadays.