Deep Thoughts....

[Alex]

Only ever read one Star Trek Wars novel. It was all about the bounty hunters Vader hired to find the Enterprise and what happened to them afterwards. Didn't work out well for most of them (only Boba Fett and Dengar really come out in any good shape if I recall correctly).

[ER]

Only ever read one Star Trek Wars novel. It was all about the bounty hunters Vader hired to find the Enterprise and what happened to them afterwards. Didn't work out well for most of them (only Boba Fett and Dengar really come out in any good shape if I recall correctly).

Ever seen the graphic novel where the Matt Smith doctor lands the TARDIS on the NG Enterprise? Lol

[Alex]

What is this Matt Smith person you speak of. I know of William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee & Tom Baker playing Dr Who. After them, there could never be another (well except for the entirely canon movies where he was played by Peter Cushing).

And I refuse to accept any reality that deviates from that.

[ER]

....I once met someone from Chad. Chad, African country? How many people ever meet someone from there? How many of its citizens travel into other parts of the world? Chad is like....when the cartographers were assembling Africa, they made up some countries to fill in space, right? But no, Chad is real and this dude was from Chad. I met him in Ireland in late 2004 and he was friends with this local guy I was hanging round with. Chad. Weird.

[ER]

....if Canadians would fill in Hudson Bay, their country would be a lot bigger.

[indianasmith]

If you ever drop your car keys into a river of molten lava, forget'em, man, because they are gone.

[ER]

...if the elder gods awaken and you've already lost your mind beforehand....wait, what was I saying?

[ER]

...you know what, I think underwear ought to be free.

[ER]

...if I had to do it over again, I'd name this thread WeIrD ThOuGhTs, which is much better than the name I almost gave it:

Barzo's Bactine-Addict's Sing-Along for Teenaged Girls and Other Put-Upon Creatures Who Lack The Cogency To Escape Delirium Or Digress To Discover Lucid Unobtrusiveness In A World Where Rat Droppings Lie Within Commercially-Produced Chocolate Products And Most Victims Of Morticians Are Dead But Not Happy About It Which Is Upsetting Considering Bliss Is But A Butterfinger Away For Most Gluttons and Sugar Rush Thrill Seekers Of The Post-Internet Age Who Wipe Their Minds With Carbohydrate Highs And Other Means Of Nullifying Sadness Since Deep Thought Can Often Produce Deep Horror And Enlightenment Has Been Known To Drive The Sane Mad Much Faster Than A Bad Boyfriend Will Craze-Out The Aforementioned Put-Upon Teenaged Girls.

Hmm, better did I say?

[Alex]

Out of all the things I could possibly see online, why do I keep coming across pictures of Darth Maul and Rey as a... uhm, lets stay polite and say couple?

[ER]

...okay, I was pretty sure the guy from that party in college wasn't really Oscar Wilde, but I thought, hey, how often do I get the chance to possibly sleep with a dead gay Irish poet?

[Alex]

...okay, I was pretty sure the guy from that party in college wasn't really Oscar Wilde, but I thought, hey, how often do I get the chance to possibly sleep with a dead gay Irish poet?

Well... he would be in no position to say no I guess.

[ER]

...I've noticed half the world's problems can be solved with chocolate, half by the relaxing joy of petting a purring cat, and the other half can be taken care of mathematically.

[lester1/2jr]

Give a man a rotten fish and he'll be sick for a day.
Teach him to fish incorrectly and he'll die of starvation

[Svengoolie 3]

I wonder if the deepest thoughts in history we're thought by the people who explored the Marianas trench...