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[Alex]

And if brains were TNT, you couldn't blow your own nose!

[RCMerchant]

If you had any brains you would fry them up with eggs.

[RCMerchant]

When God was passing out brains you thought he said "rain" and you opened up an umbrella.

[indianasmith]

I've sneezed out more brain cells than you used typing that post!!!   

[Trevor]

With my luck, if it was raining palaces, I'd get hit by a toilet door.

[indianasmith]

Your underpants made JOURNEY stop believing. 

[Alex]

That one wins the internet today Indy. Which wit did you steal it from?

[Trevor]

Your underpants made JOURNEY stop believing. 

LOL 

[indianasmith]

That one wins the internet today Indy. Which wit did you steal it from?

I think I saw it on one of those "Chuck Norris Facts" memes and adapted it.

[Alex]

You are what happens when your family tree is a straight line.

[Leah]

You stale end of piece of white bread

[Alex]

I guess you've been swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool huh?

[Trevor]

Insult Dad heard on the army shooting range: "s**t: you couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!" 

[indianasmith]

You're dumber than a bag of hammers and ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road!!

[Allhallowsday]

You so ugly it hurts my feelings.