THE OFFICIAL BADMOVIES.ORG INSULT WAR!!

[indianasmith]

When you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your mother!

[Leah]

I would insult Dallas Cowboys fans, but none of them live in Dallas.

[Flangepart]

Thou cretins! Thou missbegotten excuses for biological life...I break wind, and throw it jagged shards at you!

[indianasmith]

Your intellect is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!

[Trevor]

My second language Afrikaans has many devastating insults, none of them printable. 

[Alex]

Going to borrow one from my favourite season of Blackadder.

I am not saying you are unpopular, but I have heard when people stand in doggy doo they say "Oh dear, I've stood in a ______" (insert your name here).

[indianasmith]

Insufferable communist douche nugget!

[Trevor]

___________________________ [insert name here] is a pus filled acne boil sprouting on the sweaty backside of a hobo. 

[indianasmith]

Contemptible carbuncle on the arse of the universe!

[Trevor]

Contemptible carbuncle on the arse of the universe!

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[Alex]

You sir, are like ass dandruff.

And there ain't no shampoo gonna cure that.

[indianasmith]

Illiterate incompetent uncivil ignoramus!

[Trevor]

Thou art a clean spot on Trevor's shattered underpants!

[Alex]

If you were any less intelligent you would have to be watered twice a day.

[indianasmith]

Your gene pool was shallow and in desperate need of chlorine . . . and a lifeguard!!