Indiana man goes to the fuzz over his crack dealer

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According to an Evansville Police Department report, Kenneth Dewayne Woods, 62, came to the police records department and disclosed that he "bought some crack cocaine over a period of time on credit" from a female dealer and her boyfriend.

Woods told police that he has not paid the duo the $400 he owes for the crack cocaine.

In light of his unpaid narcotics bill, Woods said, his dealers are now threatening to run him out of town, vandalize his car, and shoot him. Additionally, owing to interest, the dealers now contend that they are owed $500, said Woods.

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As a companion piece to this...

https://www.theblaze.com/news/2018/06/14/florida-man-asks-police-to-test-the-quality-of-his-meth-for-him-police-are-happy-to-help

BTW it must be nice to be a drug addict.  Just think of it, you can run up a big bill with your suppliers,  then go the police,  set them up,  get them arrested and off your back and possibly collect a reward in addition to not having to lay your bill to them.

(For the humor impaired the above was about half serious.)