THINGS you hate!

[RCMerchant]

I hate stubbing my toe so bad the nail turns black and falls off.

[Alex]

When you decide to take someone out to the woods, make them dig their own grave and then hit them over the back of the head with the shovel, but they annoy you so much you kill them on route, then end up having to carry a heavy ass body to the burial site and dig the grave yourself.

[ER]

When you decide to take someone out to the woods, make them dig their own grave and then hit them over the back of the head with the shovel, but they annoy you so much you kill them on route, then end up having to carry a heavy ass body to the burial site and dig the grave yourself.

Muuuuust....noooot....tell....that one joke here!

[Allhallowsday]

When you decide to take someone out to the woods, make them dig their own grave and then hit them over the back of the head with the shovel, but they annoy you so much you kill them on route, then end up having to carry a heavy ass body to the burial site and dig the grave yourself.

Muuuuust....noooot....tell....that one joke here!

That's a joke? 

[Svengoolie 3]

I hate stubbing my toe so bad the nail turns black and falls off.

Done that. You have my sympathy.

[RCMerchant]

I hate stubbing my toe so bad the nail turns black and falls off.

Done that. You have my sympathy.

It hasn't grown back either. There's just hard wrinkled skin that looks like pork rind where a toenail was.

[LilCerberus]

When things you rely on for soothing white noise start to make subtle squeaks & ticking noises... 

[RCMerchant]

When things you rely on for soothing white noise start to make subtle squeaks & ticking noises... 

You really worry me, my friend. I ain't joking.

[LilCerberus]

When things you rely on for soothing white noise start to make subtle squeaks & ticking noises... 

You really worry me, my friend. I ain't joking.

IKR
Thank God for WD40!

[RCMerchant]

I hate getting tiny rocks in my shoes when I walk somewhere. You gotta take off your shoe- even if it's real cold- and look for the f**king thing-while standing on one foot, because there's snow.

[RCMerchant]

I hate when I pour milk onto my Raisen Bran and it smells like cottage cheese. 

[RCMerchant]

I hate and love at the same time when it gets so cold here, and we get so much snow, that the icilces from our roof reach the ground. Snow is higher than your knees (don't say it Lester!  ).

[bob]

math

[RCMerchant]

I hate when I wake up in the morning and have a shot of Hair of the Dog. And after taking a big swig, find out there are fruit flies in the bottle. 

[ER]

I hate when I wake up in the morning and have a shot of Hair of the Dog. And after taking a big swig, find out there are fruit flies in the bottle. 

Sorry, man, I'm sure that sucks, but I have to tell you, you really made me laugh.