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Vampire or werewolf?

Started by Svengoolie 3, January 28, 2019, 10:53:42 PM

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Svengoolie 3

You are going be bitten and turned into either a werewolf like in the howling,  or a vampire like in "interview with the vampire".


So basically you'll still have your mind and personality,  even in werewolf form.

Which do you choose?
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Rev. Powell

Easy. Werewolf, so I don't have to be immortal.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

LilCerberus

Werewolf.....
I'd have an excuse, and I'd use it! >:)
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indianasmith

I find immortality appealing, but Anne Rice's vampires are WAAAAYYY too whiny for my taste.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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claws

#5
Changing into a werewolf seems to be a painful ordeal each time. Bones cracking, stretching, screaming, crawling on the ground etc. Plus you need a new set of clothing (rrrrrrrips) every month. And the "fun" of being a werewolf lasts what, a couple of hours before you wake up nude who knows where.

Vampire it is.

Alex

How about a vampiric werewolf?

And randomly, what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf? Does it turn into a human every full moon?
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I am my own god
I require no shepherd
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Svengoolie 3

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 29, 2019, 10:15:41 AM
Take a wild guess.  :wink:

Just try not to beavampire with a bullet hole in his head like your current avatar.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

RCMerchant

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on January 29, 2019, 04:53:31 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 29, 2019, 10:15:41 AM
Take a wild guess.  :wink:

Just try not to beavampire with a bullet hole in his head like your current avatar.

Hey- I'm a still a pretty snappy clothes rack! Though I have to have me girlfreind here cut my hair- mirrors, ya know.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

WingedSerpent

Werewolf

that way  I can still enjoy Italian food.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

LilCerberus

What if you ran into a hillbilly vampire.....

And he only had one fang, just one, on one side of his mouth, because the other would've rotted & fell out long before he was turned...

And he, quite naturally, needed your blood, but but wasn't too inclined to take it from you until after he had somehow managed to force a gallon or so of REALLY BAD mountain hooch down your throat....
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Rev. Powell

Quote from: LilCerberus on January 31, 2019, 12:40:18 AM
What if you ran into a hillbilly vampire.....

And he only had one fang, just one, on one side of his mouth, because the other would've rotted & fell out long before he was turned...

And he, quite naturally, needed your blood, but but wasn't too inclined to take it from you until after he had somehow managed to force a gallon or so of REALLY BAD mountain hooch down your throat....

Someone needs to make HILLBILLY VAMPIRES.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Alex

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 31, 2019, 09:05:43 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on January 31, 2019, 12:40:18 AM
What if you ran into a hillbilly vampire.....

And he only had one fang, just one, on one side of his mouth, because the other would've rotted & fell out long before he was turned...

And he, quite naturally, needed your blood, but but wasn't too inclined to take it from you until after he had somehow managed to force a gallon or so of REALLY BAD mountain hooch down your throat....

Someone needs to make HILLBILLY VAMPIRES.

Does this one count?  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3992800/
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

LilCerberus

Quote from: Dark Alex on January 31, 2019, 09:07:25 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 31, 2019, 09:05:43 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on January 31, 2019, 12:40:18 AM
What if you ran into a hillbilly vampire.....

And he only had one fang, just one, on one side of his mouth, because the other would've rotted & fell out long before he was turned...

And he, quite naturally, needed your blood, but but wasn't too inclined to take it from you until after he had somehow managed to force a gallon or so of REALLY BAD mountain hooch down your throat....

Someone needs to make HILLBILLY VAMPIRES.

Does this one count?  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3992800/

:hatred: *&%$#@!  :hatred:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Pacman000

But...don't werewolves become vampires if not properly buried?

If I get to keep my mind, I'll go with werewolf; drinking blood sounds distasteful.