You're only family if you wear a shirt and use utensils

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Florida Man learned that the hard way

While not illegal for an Olive Garden enthusiast to dine while "not wearing a shirt...and shoveling spaghetti into his mouth using his hands," a Florida Man was collared Sunday after drunkenly causing a disturbance at the popular Italian food joint.

Cops allege that Ben Padgett, 32, badgered Olive Garden patrons for money and yelled "various expletives" inside the Naples hotspot. Padgett, who smelled of alcohol, was tucking into some pasta while seated on a bench outside the eatery when police arrived.

Pictured above, Padgett was busted for disorderly intoxication. Before handcuffing Padgett, cops directed him to "wipe his face and hands from the debris of eating the food."

Padgett is being held in the Collier County jail in lieu of $3500. He has been ordered to stay away from Olive Garden (seen below), where you're only considered family if you use utensils and wear a shirt.