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The empire found earth

Started by Svengoolie 3, May 05, 2019, 12:49:55 AM

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Svengoolie 3

The empire  found earth.




It's going to wish it hadn't.
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Pacman000

Grand Moff Tarkin! Bring the Death Star; I have a new, more important target!

Flangepart

CRAP ON A STICK! Why did this not get done sooner? I can see it now...Mothra and Gamera taking on a thousand TIE fighters...it'll be ...glorious!
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LilCerberus

You see?
This is why the Martians invaded England first!
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LilCerberus

See, this is exactly why the Martians decided to abduct a portly toymaker from an isolated workshop at the North Pole instead of Earth's most famous Kaiju!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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Svengoolie 3

Too bad this is 't shin godzilla,  those TIEs would be dead.
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Bushma

I keep throwing my money at the screen but it won't play the movie!
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sprite75



Vader: Nah, I'm out.  Sidious can clean up his own godd--n messes for once.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Pacman000

Publicity still for the upcoming film: Godzilla: Super Monster.

Svengoolie 3

Ok just to get into this meme, if godzilla existed in the star wars universe it would explain some things.

We know godzilla is physically impossible in any scientific terms,  but if he exists in the SW universe maybe his existence is explained by the force. He's so huge he has tremendous force power due to the largest co certration of mitichloridians in the known universe. The force lets  him exist at his impossible size, it heals him,  protects him from damage and his heat ray is just a massive version of force energy projection.

Honestly, Vader might feel godzilla's force levels and order a full retreat.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

chainsaw midget

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on May 09, 2019, 11:40:40 PM
Ok just to get into this meme, if godzilla existed in the star wars universe it would explain some things.

We know godzilla is physically impossible in any scientific terms,  but if he exists in the SW universe maybe his existence is explained by the force. He's so huge he has tremendous force power due to the largest co certration of mitichloridians in the known universe. The force lets  him exist at his impossible size, it heals him,  protects him from damage and his heat ray is just a massive version of force energy projection.

Honestly, Vader might feel godzilla's force levels and order a full retreat.
And if he's so powerful in the force, that means he gets a light sabre.  That's how it works.  I want Godzilla with a lightsabre! 

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: chainsaw midget on May 23, 2019, 09:16:35 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on May 09, 2019, 11:40:40 PM
Ok just to get into this meme, if godzilla existed in the star wars universe it would explain some things.

We know godzilla is physically impossible in any scientific terms,  but if he exists in the SW universe maybe his existence is explained by the force. He's so huge he has tremendous force power due to the largest co certration of mitichloridians in the known universe. The force lets  him exist at his impossible size, it heals him,  protects him from damage and his heat ray is just a massive version of force energy projection.

Honestly, Vader might feel godzilla's force levels and order a full retreat.
And if he's so powerful in the force, that means he gets a light sabre.  That's how it works.  I want Godzilla with a lightsabre! 

With that heat breath weapon who needs a wimpy light saber?
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

LilCerberus

I'm guessing they detected an unusually large deposit Kyber Crystals near Japan, only to discover, it was Godzilla himself because he ate 'em all.
How else do you think he shoots lasers out his mouth?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.