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Florida Man (of course) learns the hard way sunroof stunts aren't cool

Started by sprite75, May 10, 2019, 08:21:20 PM

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sprite75

Especially if one is driving at the time.

QuoteLeonard Olaf Olsen, the accused septuagenarian, was traveling on Interstate 4 around 1 PM on May 7 when the sheriff's deputy spotted him recklessly driving his vehicle. The deputy, who recorded Olsen in action, estimated that the Cadillac reached speeds in excess of 100 mph.

After the deputy called 911, Florida Highway Patrol officers pulled Olsen over on a Lakeland roadway. He was alone in the vehicle.

After initially claiming not to recall being atop the sunroof, Olsen copped to the dangerous driving (which, he said, occurred while the car was on cruise control).

"The car drives itself and has a gigantic computer in it," Olsen explained. "I thought it would be a nice way to praise God for a minute, and I thought it would be nice at the time and that's what I did."

Idiot
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Alex

Part of me thinks at getting on the roof of a car at his age is impressive.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.