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Their WORST Movie ~ any star

Started by Allhallowsday, May 23, 2019, 03:34:07 PM

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LilCerberus

For Klaus Kinski so loved the craft, that he made Quite A FEW!......

Seriously! The critics know him for a bunch of artsy fartsy crap he did over in Europe that nobody's ever heard of, yet the masses know him from a bunch of stinkers he did with Roger Corman.
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I liked Meteor... But I also liked Armagedeon, Deep Impact, Asteroid, & The Day the Sky Exploded.

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: Allhallowsday on May 23, 2019, 10:28:08 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on May 23, 2019, 09:06:43 PM
Poor Michael Caine-- so many bad movies-- but it might be a toss-up between THE SWARM and JAWS: THE REVENGE for him.  Hell, a lot of stars (including Richard Chamberlain, Richard Widmark, Katherine Ross, Olivia de Havilland, Lee Grant, Patty Duke, Bradford Dillman, Fred MacMurray, etc.) might list THE SWARM as their worst!
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THE SWARM might win, though I'm still inclined towards BEYOND THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE (1979)...
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Oh lord, you managed to dig up a real turd. Yeah that one sucked.

Still tho,  jaws the revenge.... Openly admitted great whites were  not tropical water sharks,  had a shark roaring,  shark looked superfake,  just one big mess....
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LilCerberus

Quote from: LilCerberus on May 23, 2019, 10:40:24 PM
For Klaus Kinski so loved the craft, that he made Quite A FEW!......

Seriously! The critics know him for a bunch of artsy fartsy crap he did over in Europe that nobody's ever heard of, yet the masses know him from a bunch of stinkers he did with Roger Corman.

I think I'm gonna hafta go with Nosferatu on this...
It was way too artsy (and a bit pretentious at that), the ending was way too "Depressing '70s Sci-fi", and the giggling guy was annoying.
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Svengoolie 3

Guys,  when it come to Christopher lee, I think you're forgetting "howling 2 your sister is a werewolf". Good ghawd that was totally putrid.
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Svengoolie 3

"Leonard part 6" is not  only the worst movie bill cosby ever did, it's probably the worst thing he  indisputably ever did.
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Rev. Powell

Jack Nicolas - THE TERROR
Boris Karloiff - THE TERROR

Two great actors, one putrid movie!
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Svengoolie 3

Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2019, 07:27:05 AM
Jack Nicolas - THE TERROR
Boris Karloiff - THE TERROR

Two great actors, one putrid movie!

You mean jack nicholson?
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Rev. Powell

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on May 24, 2019, 07:32:57 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2019, 07:27:05 AM
Jack Nicolas - THE TERROR
Boris Karloiff - THE TERROR

Two great actors, one putrid movie!

You mean jack nicholson?

Yes! But Jack Nicolas was terrible too, you could hardly tell he was in the movie.
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Ticonderoga 64

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on May 24, 2019, 04:57:05 AM
Guys,  when it come to Christopher lee, I think you're forgetting "howling 2 your sister is a werewolf". Good ghawd that was totally putrid.

And yet it still towers over POLICE ACADEMY: MISSION TO MOSCOW, which he did a decade later... :buggedout:

zombie no.one

Quote from: RCMerchant on May 23, 2019, 09:37:45 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on May 23, 2019, 09:21:01 PM
Sean Connery.  I think it had to be Meteor.

I dunno...ZARDOZ

HIGHLANDER 2 makes ZARDOZ look like ...urm..I don't know what

I might even go DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER. It's so boring, most boring Bond ever,( not including the Daniel Craig ones).

Rev. Powell

Quote from: zombie no.one on May 24, 2019, 11:05:33 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 23, 2019, 09:37:45 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on May 23, 2019, 09:21:01 PM
Sean Connery.  I think it had to be Meteor.

I dunno...ZARDOZ

HIGHLANDER 2 makes ZARDOZ look like ...urm..I don't know what

I might even go DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER. It's so boring, most boring Bond ever,( not including the Daniel Craig ones).

Agree with HIGHLANDER 2 for Connery.
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Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2019, 07:27:05 AM
Jack Nicolas - THE TERROR
Boris Karloiff - THE TERROR

Two great actors, one putrid movie!

The TERROR is boring and talky, but ISLAND MONSTER (1954) makes that movie look like intense drama!
Any of his Mr.WONG movies are pretty tepid too.
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