Another Iowa Man asks Florida Man to hold his beer while rubbing one out

[sprite75]

This time at a public library

What do you say when a fellow library patron turns a corner and spots you, penis in hand, furiously wanking away?

"Oh, hi," is what Leroy McFarland, accused public masturbator, came up with Friday afternoon when his illicit pleasure session at a Sioux City Public Library branch was interrupted.

McFarland, 44, "looked surprised" and sought to cover himself with his sweatshirt when the female witness spotted him, according to a criminal complaint charging him with indecent exposure.

A cop working at the library subsequently approached McFarland, who apparently kept touching himself after initially being spotted.

[Svengoolie 3]

"Public masturbator"...... 

You may derive some sort of pervrese satisfaction in the knowledge you are the first person to inflict that phrase on me.

[Trevor]

This time at a public library

What do you say when a fellow library patron turns a corner and spots you, penis in hand, furiously wanking away?

"Oh, hi," is what Leroy McFarland, accused public masturbator, came up with Friday afternoon when his illicit pleasure session at a Sioux City Public Library branch was interrupted.

McFarland, 44, "looked surprised" and sought to cover himself with his sweatshirt when the female witness spotted him, according to a criminal complaint charging him with indecent exposure.

A cop working at the library subsequently approached McFarland, who apparently kept touching himself after initially being spotted.

Oy...... 

[Svengoolie 3]

Didn't they make an ep of  married with children on this subject?

In a library.

[Bushma]

Worst "How I met your mother" story ever.

[Svengoolie 3]

Worst "How I met your mother" story ever.

We both snuck being the political section to masturbate while  reading "the prince"....

[Svengoolie 3]

Ok,  we Ned to stop masturbating in public libraries.

A few pictures of ayn rand posted around in  them should do it. .

[Trevor]

Worst "How I met your mother" story ever.