I gotta use the bathroom.

[sprite75]

I gotta use the bathroom.
Tough s**t.  You should have gone before we left.

[retrorussell]

Ugh-- you farted!  I thought there was no wind in space!

[Alex]

Look I saw this on this old tv show called Buck Rogers. All we have to do is sleep for 500 years and when we wake up all the chicks are really hot and want to bang us.

[sprite75]

Look I saw this on this old tv show called Buck Rogers. All we have to do is sleep for 500 years and when we wake up all the chicks are really hot and want to bang us.

I saw this one called Star Trek and we'd only have to sleep 100 years to have all the women throwing themselves at us.

[ER]

It's important to wear seat belts, even under impulse power.

[The Burgomaster]

                                             "Did you fart?"                                                                   "No. That's your bad breath blowing back in your face."

[sprite75]

I hate wearing these things. I can never pick my nose and I have some gold up there that needs digging out.