This ought to get some good answers.

[Svengoolie 3]

Explore the Chernobyl region.

Tend to an apiary.

Climb mount everest.

Walk on the surface of the moon. 

[chainsaw midget]

Entertain at a children's birthday party. 

Show up for court. 

Run for public office

[Svengoolie 3]

Entertain at a children's birthday party. 

Show up for court. 

Run for public office

Good,  good!

[LilCerberus]

weld
deep fry

[LilCerberus]

Repair a tin roof in New Mexico in July.

[LilCerberus]

Fall asleep outdoors in the Carolinas in August without some OFF

[LilCerberus]

Take interstate 10 from Houston to Beaumont & back on a motorcycle in July, even WITH 50 layers of sunscreen.

[Svengoolie 3]

Go to your girlfriend's house to meet her parents.

[FatFreddysCat]

Cook bacon.

[Svengoolie 3]

Cook bacon.

According to Joe Haldeman, famous SF writer, that's the best way to cook it.

Here's his exact words.

In the introduction to a story called Summer's Lease in a short story collection called Infinite Dreams, Joe Haldeman wrote:

...an infallible method for cooking perfect bacon every time. Cook it in the nude. This trains you to keep the heat down so it won't stick or splatter, and it can't burn.

[bob]

go out for dinner

[Rev. Powell]

Slaughter the innocent.

[RCMerchant]

Look in a mirror.

[Svengoolie 3]

Look in a mirror.

Attend the opera.

[bob]

do yard work