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Move over florida man, here comes texas woman.

Started by Svengoolie 3, July 07, 2019, 01:23:44 PM

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Svengoolie 3

Ok, not a slam on all Texans,  I know Indy wouldn't even think doing of something  like this.  But this case has gone fairly big and has the law looking for her.

https://news.sky.com/story/lufkin-licker-faces-up-to-20-years-in-prison-as-ice-cream-stunt-video-goes-viral-11757104?fbclid=IwAR0D6QSDrMBb7u2Y7niIROeyyauOpTSIATW4V44ejP9YvVdBXnOUgNgNn0s


Seriously.... WTF?

In addition to the law I suppose Walmart will be after her for shoplifting and ban her from all their stores.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

indianasmith

In Texas, defiling someone else's BlueBell is a hanging offense!

Or at least, it should be.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Mike Morbid

I wouldn't be overly upset if she got two years for it, a sentence like that might help discourage this sort of thing. Twenty years is a touch extensive, though.

Svengoolie 3

Quote from: Mike Morbid on July 07, 2019, 05:05:11 PM
I wouldn't be overly upset if she got two years for it, a sentence like that might help discourage this sort of thing. Twenty years is a touch extensive, though.

I think some people in texas get longer than 2 years for jaywalking. That state has a reputation for hard sentences.

Plus i'm sure Walmart will want it's ton of flesh.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.