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Started by Svengoolie 3, July 08, 2019, 03:02:06 PM

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Svengoolie 3

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

RCMerchant

#1
I dunno. That's always a matter of taste. And most of the writers of these things haven't even seen the films.
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Svengoolie 3

Quote from: RCMerchant on July 08, 2019, 03:30:30 PM
I dunno. That's always subjective.

Not always. The creeping terror was bad by any definition...
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RCMerchant

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on July 08, 2019, 03:31:50 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 08, 2019, 03:30:30 PM
I dunno. That's always subjective.

Not always. The creeping terror was bad by any definition...

I actually like it, in a BAD MOVIE way.
Like looking at a train wreck.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Alex

Ones man's trash is another man's treasure. I also enjoyed The Creeping Terror.
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For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Svengoolie 3

I admit it had a decent idea, an alien space probe reaching earth and not caring what damage it did. With a budget and some better acting,  filming, directing, dialog and sound recording it might have been an above average  sci-fi movie,  but as it was it had a good idea and that was all that was good.
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Alex

Doesn't have to be good for us to enjoy it.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

bob

I like Leonard Part 6 -- even if is a little rough in parts

I kind of like The Creeping Terror because of how stupid the monster looks

I enjoy Birdemic because of the crappy graphics
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Svengoolie 3

You known the fact people here like a movie might be evidence  it's bad.  :teddyr:
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RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

zombie no.one

damn, out of that entire list I've only seen BIRDEMIC in full. I've seen roughly the first 60 minutes of MANOS, HOWARD THE DUCK, and OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES. never seen any of the others...

I would've watched the whole of MANOS, but the constant music got too irritating

Rev. Powell

None, by their own standards of worst means "[n]ot funny enough, or dramatic enough, or sexy enough, or bad enough, to qualify as entertainment in any category."

All of those movies (save perhaps the one I've never heard of) have something slightly interesting or entertainingly mockable in them (Torgo, the weird mattress monsters of CREEPING TERROR) that makes them noteworthy. Several of them have small cult followings. The very worst movies are not only inept, their also forgettable and bland. I can't remember the 20 worst movies I've ever seen because they were so boring I totally forgot about them the next day.

It's the age-old problem of defining "bad" in bad movies: once something gets so bad people want to see it, it's no longer the worst of the worst.
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316zombie

Quote from: bob on July 08, 2019, 04:48:44 PM
I like Leonard Part 6 -- even if is a little rough in parts

I kind of like The Creeping Terror because of how stupid the monster looks

I enjoy Birdemic because of the crappy graphics


ooohhhh bob...you have GOT to see birdemic 2, the graphics are even WORSE, and hysterically funny!

RCMerchant

#13
What really annoys the f**k out of me is whoever does these lists has likely not seen most of the movies he's talking about. He's just parroting s**t.
Click bait s**t.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

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