No, That aint Cocaine.....

[LilCerberus]

...That's bird doody!

https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/college/ny-shai-werts-bird-poop-cocaine-20190809-aswnivt7e5ebdf3pvgujpijpta-story.html

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20190812/13522542758/prosecutor-tosses-charges-against-driver-after-field-drug-test-claims-bird-poop-cars-hood-is-cocaine.shtml

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/08/09/young-black-football-player-was-arrested-after-claiming-cocaine-his-car-was-bird-poop-it-was-bird-poop/

[Rev. Powell]

Why would the cops even think there was cocaine on the hood of his car? I mean, if he had a baggie full of bird poop in the passenger seat that's one thing, but how would it get stuck on the hood of his car?

[ER]

That's nuts. Reminds me of the Ohio State fan who got pulled over by cops in a southern state and asked why he had a marijuana leaf on the rear of his car. He explained it was a buckeye, but the cops still hassled him.

[sprite75]

Does it go good with a dime bag of oregano?

[LilCerberus]

That's nuts. Reminds me of the Ohio State fan who got pulled over by cops in a southern state and asked why he had a marijuana leaf on the rear of his car. He explained it was a buckeye, but the cops still hassled him.

Yeah, the foliage does look similar, particularly (I'd assume) if it were a rather crude depiction, but still not quite the same as bird stains getting mistaken for white powder residue of some sort.....

[LilCerberus]

Does it go good with a dime bag of oregano?

Eh, maybe the birds enjoyed some sort of malicious seeds before defacing the boy's car...