Svengoolie 3's dark heresy thread.

Svengoolie 3 · August 29, 2019, 12:36:34 AM

I've been running a campaign of the dark heresy 2 RPG for a couple years now, one of my players wants to run it so I have been running my techpriest NPC as a character.

Tonight I ended up having my techpriest kneel before a sacred power axe of the Omnissiah that was forged on mars and and asking its machine spirit if he was truly worthy to weild such a sacred and holy weapon, and asking the machine god if it was truly the will of the machine god for him to lay his merely human hands on such a divine instrument.

A priest of the ecclisiarchy was likewise kneeling before a sacred and holy weapon known as a daemon hammer and asking the emperor if he was worthy to weild such a sacred iconic weapon.

This woman walked in and saw a guy who was a techpriest of the adeptus mechanicus praying to an axe and asking the machine god if he was worthy of it while a guy who was a priest of the adeptus ministorum kneeling before a hammer and praying to his emperor for a sign that he was worthy to bear such a holy weapon.

She ended up using her psychic powers to give both of our characters a vision showing them they were worthy in both their god's eyes.

We were going after a daemon prince but he escaped back into the warp after his daemonettes pulled a couple chaos traitor space marines out of the warp to defend him as the daemonettes were too afraid of the weapons we were carrying to fight us.

RCMerchant · August 29, 2019, 10:11:35 PM

I suspect 1 of 2 things here- you copied and pasted this from someone else (because you can't normally write a sentence without a spelling error-let alone paragraphs) or you were possessed momentarily by someone who can.. I think the first one seems more logical.
No offense- but don't try to pass this off as you. Because it isn't.

Svengoolie 3 · August 30, 2019, 01:59:35 AM

Oh go look in a mirrors wiggly your eyebrows and pretend it's bela flying as a bat.

Yes this was my latest game session, I am running/playing in a dark heresy 2 game which is set in the Warhammer 40k universe. I have a tech priest character named Delphan 11001001. The player who wants to gm for a while did bring in a holy relic poweraxe that my character saw as sacred and divine as it was forded on Mars, home world on the adeptus mechanics, the followers of the machine god.

zombie no.one · August 30, 2019, 06:51:49 AM

one dark heresy comin' up...

RCMerchant · August 30, 2019, 07:55:10 AM

Well, If you did write it, and the next time you compose a sentence that is almost illegible due to so so many typos it could be written by a 6 year old, I'll remind you of this long meandering babble (but no typos! ).

Svengoolie 3 · August 30, 2019, 02:05:41 PM

Oh kiss my ass! I'm damn sick and tired of having s**t thrown at me because my fingers refuse to type anything right and i get tired of taking 10x longer to fix a message than it did to types it.

I hope every a***ole that mkocks me for my typing reincarnates with a set of fingerts like mine and sees how it feels.

Yeah, I'm a little fed up with being ragged on for an issue that's bad enough without having everyone throw s**t at me over it. Eat my ass already.

RCMerchant · August 30, 2019, 02:17:09 PM

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on August 30, 2019, 02:05:41 PM
Oh kiss my ass! I'm damn sick and tired of having s**t thrown at me because my fingers refuse to type anything right and i get tired of taking 10x longer to fix a message than it did to types it.

I hope every a***ole that mkocks me for my typing reincarnates with a set of fingerts like mine and sees how it feels.

Yeah, I'm a little fed up with being ragged on for an issue that's bad enough without having everyone throw s**t at me over it. Eat my ass already.

So that means you didn't type the Dark Hersey thing?

Because what you just typed now is insane, but there is punctuation in that, and Lawd knows that's too much to ask -and you said yourself- you can't type for some obscure reason-so how did you type that?

claws · August 30, 2019, 02:18:15 PM

What's wrong with your fingers?

Svengoolie 3 · August 30, 2019, 02:21:00 PM

first off the post involved a lot of worlds spellcheck can;t get right so I had to double check them. secondly sometimes i type on a keyboard instead of a damn tablet with a s**tty keyboard that you have to shift screen for to get to a lot of necessary keys.

RCMerchant · August 30, 2019, 02:23:22 PM

But you don't bother to double check the word "can't".
Or use CAPITALS.

Svengoolie 3 · August 30, 2019, 02:27:09 PM

Yeah, so?

claws · August 30, 2019, 02:32:43 PM

So you blame a s**tty keyboard? Why not just buy a new keyboard? They are not expensive.

RCMerchant · August 30, 2019, 02:32:54 PM

So suck your toe all the way to Mexico!

I'm still trying to figure out what's wrong with your fingers. Are they all bent and knotty like the Hunchback of Notre Dame?
What I'm trying to say is I do not believe for one minute you can type 6 paragraphs without f**king up once.
And you just f**ked up so much in the last couple posts-

So I think it's something you copied and pasted.
What am I supposed to think here? Magic?
I smoke pot like most folks eat candy, I drink like a fish too. I still type better than you.
And that ain't saying much, being some of my posts look like they were written by someone with dyslexia.

Allhallowsday · August 30, 2019, 03:37:55 PM

Svengoolie 3 · August 30, 2019, 07:50:58 PM

Boy when dark alex posted a thread about his d&d game n
People just didn't come in to drop their pants and dump all over it.

I guess the same level fo repsct was just too much for some peolle to show.

Svengoolie 3's dark heresy thread.

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